-> "At Sears"
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Oh let the light beat down upon my face, power tools my dream
I have driven in my truck to this place, have garden tools for weeds
To speak with seniors with their hearing aids, they have what I need
They talk of days for which they sit and wait, when all will be on sale
Talk of tongues from the non-english race, whose voice annoyed my ears
But it did not make me that irate, the signs were quite clear
Oh honey, I've been spending...Baby I've blown our savings
I've been spending, there's no savin', no savin'
Now it seems that I've found, rake to fix garden grounds
And my wife turns to say, " Don't expect for me to pay"
Dying to buy, dying to buy, power tools
Where's that salesman that sold me this rake, he's on his lunch break
Want to get me some power tools now, credit will not take
My spending spree won't end with garden hoes, power tools for me
Just as soon as my credit allows, to spend some more at Sears
Oh, it's such a lengthy drive, to this place, I'll come back some day
But Ace hardware is such a friendly place, drives' not far away
Well I'm on, well I'm on my way, yeah
When I leave, you may not see me all day, yeah
Ooh, yeah-yeah, Ooh, yeah-yeah, when I'm gone
Ooh, yeah-yeah, Ooh, yeah-yeah,say goodbye, so long
No-oh, credit, No-oh, credit, let me max you out
Let me take you there
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