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Song Parodies -> "The Queasy Feeling"

Original Song Title:

"The Unnamed Feeling"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"The Queasy Feeling"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Click Here for a MIDI, Here for OS lyrics. This OS is excellent and is the best from "St. Anger" by a gigantic margin: Good lyrics, good vocals, no copy/paste and nothing out of place. The MIDI may not work, and even if it plays it wont do this OS justice.
[1:00 intro]

(Hot wings no more) x6

Had wings tonight, extra hot and spicy,
Twenty some, pieces all went down
I started getting indigestion,
Couldn't help but be uneasy..

A full belly, sweat in cold air,
"Take a Tums" said my sweet wife
Before I could, grew big my eyes,
Burning inside, I know what's comin'...

My skin is dry
My stomach's fried
Relief in sight
I spot the bathroom door
My stomach tight,
My head is light
My walk is tight
Each footstep here I, near the bathroom door...
Damn!, those wings, those wings, I'll eat, them nevermore!

Then the queasy feeling
It comes alive
Then the queasy feeling
Make me a-pray...,

(Hot wings no more) x6

I'm panicking as the toilet calls,
Might I have been in this place before?
For certain is the throne's distress
Butt, eye cannot hold it anymore...

Cross my heart, hope not to die
Waves of nausea, on this ride
Fume myself in this tiny room
This food, this food, it'll leave me soon...

My heaves are dry
A fart is ripe
So screams my wife
"Dear God CLOSE THE BATHROOM DOOR!"
Ashamed am I,
This dinner night
Meal gone awry
Each movement here I die a little more...
Damn!, those wings, those wings, I'll eat, them nevermore!

Then the queasy feeling
Comes in full stride
And this queasy feeling
Takes me today...
And I pray and then strain
Will relief be mine?
And this queasy feeling
It won't go away..
It won't go...
And this queasy feeling
Works overtime, no-o-woe
Still this queasy feeling
Won't go away...
Just won't go away....

Mrragh!
Get this food out of me
I just wanna expel these wings rapidly
Outraged, eyes glazed, might hurl, my fate?
I ate them all, why?, Why? Why me?

I'm still uneased from their spiciness
I wanna die, I wanna scream
Outraged, eyes glazed, might hurl, my fate?
I went and ate them wings today...

[5:25 mark, break]

Then the queasy feeling
Comes in full stride, no-oh-woe
And this queasy feeling
Takes me today...
And I pray and then strain
When will relief be mine?, oh!
And this queasy feeling
Won't go away..
No, won't go away
And this queasy feeling
Works overtime
Still this queasy feeling
Won't go away....

[sorry for the anticlimatic ending here, but did
you really want to know the details? I think not!]
copyright 2005+ Red Ant, part 9 of my "St. Anguish" CD.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Stephen aka Step-chan - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I laughed, I cried, I ate some wings and I farted till I passed out. 555.
Adagio - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Great! Catch me with a stomach virus, then I read this...(hand over mouth, running ). Good parody, hope you didn't have to do the homework for it. Btw, the link leads to an error, I'll vote my 5's later.
Red Ant - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan and Pat.
Yet Another Dutchman - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
555. The bathroom's on the right, sir. Good you used 'might hurl,' too bad you couldn't use 'lyrics' to replace 'frantic.' So, for a change, it wasn't St. Anger making you feel nauseous, huh?
Red Ant - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Nope, the first time I heard this song I had just finished some buffalo wings from Dominos Pizza covered in the special "Annihilate Your Stomach" sauce (I think that's the proper name) and "The Unnamed Feeling" got a name: Nausea. Before I heard this song the title was going to be "The Fans Are Reeling" which was canned when I heard this. James sounds a bit like his old 'friend' Dave Mustaine (of Megadeth) in the beginning. This parody took longer than the other 10 put together did; probably spent 3 hours on this one.
Scrawny Johnny - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
mmm...makes me hungry! Actually this parody is great. Sickenly funny!
Red Ant - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks SJ.

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