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Song Parodies -> "Defiled A Mime"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Child O' Mine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Defiled A Mime"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

This predates the writing of "Slaying The Mime" by a fair margin. Perhaps a *bit* too violent, but, never the less, it's here now.
[intro]

I got a knife... have a plan indeed
To slice and to dice up, mimes you see
If everyone,
Had the chance they would do as I (I..)

I began... slashin' up his face
Got carried away; he's a bloody waste
And while I stabbed right on
He didn't make sound, just sighed!

Woah.. oh oh defiled a mime
Woah.. oh oh oh he's gonna die

[first degree solo]

Whoop ass time and I struck his eye
I bet that caused some pain!
So what was goin' through his mind?
I think it was his brain!

I heard cop sirens, needed to es-cape
And find a place to hi-i-ide
Won't pay for the murder,
Not today,
I violently killed a mi-i-ime

Woah.. oh oh defiled a mime
Woah.. oh oh oh.. me run and hide

[second degree solo]

Woah oh oh yeah...
Run, run run run all through the night
Run... ru-un-un-un-un run from my crime
Woah, oh oh oh.. heat's on tonight..
Ooh yeah hah
Ooooh..... no jail for life...

[capital solo: police sirens, search dogs and
helicopters looking for me.]

Where do I go?
Where do I go now?
Where do I go?
Oooh

Where do I go?
Where can I go now?
Oooh where should I go now?

Where can I go?
(Heat's riled)
Ooh nowhere to go now

Hide hide hide........
(Where do I go? Where do I go now?)
WHERE DO I GO NOW?!
Ahh!....
WHERE DO I GO?!
Ahh... where do I go now?!
Oh where do I go....?
Where can I go now?
Where can I go?
Oh What do I do now?
No no no no no no no
Dreams wild
Dreams wild............of fri.......ight
copyright 2005, 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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malcolm higgins - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
love to give you mime comments, but.....5-5-5
Kristof Robertson - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved the title Jack...but not going to comment on this because the subject matter's not really to my taste
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Is this how you stay red when the summer sun is bleaching everything?
alvin rhodes - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
too violent ?....its a MIME..anything goes...5s
alvin rhodes - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
too violent ?....its a MIME..anything goes...5s
Adagio - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Jack's knife been busy? Good one...now run, run, run.... 5's
Agrimorfee - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Great title, not much of a laffmaker here Red. What gives? I expect this much from a noob. :0
Rick C - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I HATE mimes so, I"m giving 555, Jack.
Spoof-Man - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I rean over a mime , but thats a hole nothere story, 555 "The points don't matter"-Drue Carry
No 56279 - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Was the 'slashin' up his face' line an intentional reference to the guitarist? Anyway, good job 555
Red Ant - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Malcolm, Kristof, Peter, Alvin, Pat, Agrimorfee, Rick C, Spoof-Man and No 56279. Agrimorfee and Kristof: this one was written a LONG time ago (hence the 2005 copyright), and is definitely not one of my better ones. It wasn't supposed to be funny, more of testing artistic boundaries, which, judging by your comments, I reached. Though I stand by my work, I might have this one deleted.
The Charnstar - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! You took my dreams and made it a.. song... all 5's
Red Ant - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Charnstar. PS to No 56279: No, it wasn't intentional.
Stuart McArthur - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
yes, you're a much better writer now, Red, with all that repetition at the end, and you're much funnier now too - still, it's definitely 5s-worthy (just wondering, are you going for some amiright postings target?)
Red Ant - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu. As for an AmIRight postings target, I'm guessing you mean number of parodies. The answer is not really. Though I have thrown around the idea of retiring at 300, that isn't by any means set in stone.
Stuart McArthur - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah, I'm always promising myself (and my family) that I'll retire (just yesterday in fact), but you get an idea and...*serious Asian kung fu music* .....IT MUST BE HONOURED!!

no, the reason I asked is that I was wondering why you finished off and posted this "old" idea that you implied you weren't really proud of, and I thought "maybe he's goig for the stats" - ;-)
Red Ant - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
"Going for stats"; no, not really. It was more testing the strength of the outer branches of the parody tree. I've held back for months on other parodies ("Imagine" comes to mind), and released them only to find those branches are stronger than I expected. This was a test of a similar nature, and is (apparently) about as far as I can go without falling out of the tree.
Ravyn Rant - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
The title alone was worth fives.
Red Ant - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Ravyn Rant.
Stephen Harrington - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I think it's very funny, 555, started chuckling as I read it.
Jonathan S. - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
The title's kinda funny. The parody...not so much.

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