-> "Suicidal Anus (Plea from A*S*S)"
Original Song Title:
"Suicide Is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H)"
Kenny Primus (written by Michael Altman)
Parody Song Title:
"Suicidal Anus (Plea from A*S*S)"
The things I've seen pass 'fore my eye
All my "kids" have said goodbye
I'm always damp and never dry
Oh how I wish that I could die.....
A Suicidal Anus
It's time to make some changes
I'm tired of pushin', pullin' when you squeeze...
I've come to know that no one cares
Enough to bleach their underwear
So I'm stuck 'between a pair
I want out 'cause life's not fair........
Suicidal Anus! (poo aside!)
Don't think that I am brainless (or aimless)
See, I have thought you never met my needs.......
I always deal with so much shit
(You do not know the halves of it!)
In the dark is where I sit
Think it's time to call it quits......
My role has been forsaken
And I can't take, just leave it, when you squeeze...
All alone's my biggest fear
I'm only checked out once a year
I'm just a pain in your rear
Think I should check out of here....
My life is FAR from painless!
And I just want out of my misery....
There is no doo-ty I've enjoyed!
And most time's I'm unemployed
High fiber foods you avoid
Now I'm just a hole, destroyed....
My work is hardly shameless
And I just want out of this, finally....
They say the truth will set you free
So I'm speaking honestly
And my final words are these:
"Enjoy your colostomy!"...
(in place of the last chorus, the anus tries to end its life....)
"Drats, I don't have any hands. IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING!!"
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