-> "Spamming Pests"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Parody Song Title:
To Tony and the rest: it is with abject disgust,
and great displeasure that I report your comments.
So now, I invite you to get bent,
and stop wasting precious air.
As an editor I now present.....
Spam - ming pests
You are most unwelcome guests
Tie a rope around your neck, Tony
And suf-focate to death
Pointless too - are your words
And they're getting on our nerves
"Sign my guest book" - I'm suspicious
I believe it is malicious
"Free tarot..." - truly sad
By the way, b*tch, that is spam
And a spammer here is something I detest
I say go play in traffic
'til results are graphic
"We loves you - site is great!"
Broken grammar all the way
We don't care or want to share
So could you please go far away?
"Need a loan?..." we just glare
Spamming's stupid I declare
See, your comments are not needed
And they wind up all deleted
Want to know a health tip?
Eat some yellow arsenic
Do not worry 'bout the cardiac arrest
Please go and smoke some crack
And then OD on smack
You spamming pests
They're a product of incest
Spam is irritating
"You need info about dating?.."
These damned trolls (more like a--holes) just will not die
"Hi, your site is so very goods and useful!"
I agree; don't tell me 90 times
"Hi there! you like gambling?..."
I'd like it if you'd stop rambling
"Please, come see my site at freeonlinecockpills!"
Amazed by the boldness of these a$$holes
"Come get free Viagra-
- you'll be flowing like Niagra!"
Freakin' pests, spamming pests
Multiply, and site infest
This means war you stupid whores
And the end of spam is my new quest
'cause the 'net should be free
Of your bullsh!t and debris
So to hell with you outsiders
And those creepy Yahoo spiders
Do you know, when you're caught
You'll be squashed into a spot
Kill 'em all! For a cleaner World Wide Web!
It's not a lot to do
So take a moment to
Report these pests
Lame ass pests
Ban the pests
From the land of spoofs and jest
'cause I fear -
- there are too many spammers here
I'm not impressed
Here's the deal: can your sleaze
I'm not speaking Japanese
No one likes spam that is posted
(but it's better when it's roasted!...)
In three words: spam is dumb
I won't stop, until there's none
An eventuality my loser 'friends'
I'll finish what you started
Sofa king we taught Ed
Spam must end...
Now, leave... you... pests!........
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