-> "Name is Jack"
Original Song Title:
"Paint It Black"
Parody Song Title:
"Name is Jack"
I go by Red Ant but my parents named me Jack
It isn't short for John my name is really Jack
I know it's not unique as far as first names go
But as a part of speech its useage always grows
I'm driving in my car and *pop* I get a flat
Pull over grab the spare and don't forget the jack
Naive or concerned have asked "Hey, Jack you off today?"
Some don't find it funny, I just laugh at what they say!
I play a round of cards the dealer deals me jacks
Small metal pieces and a ball well that is jacks
My name's a crime on a plane, a greeting no easy act
I'll tell you to say "Hello" and never shout "Hi Jack!"
I'm skilled in various jobs and assorted tasks
The "Jack-of-all-trades" joke is gettin' old real fast
If you search hard enough you'll surely find more puns
But please not Jack Miov as that is overdone!
You see a big man and start thinkin' lumberjack
If one is clueless they are said to not know jack
I hear that one sometimes but still I stay composed
My name IS Jack, jackass, so Jack I really know!
Hmm hmm hmm ...
Came from Jack!
And Jack Sprat!
Jack and Jill had some 'fun'!
Jack be nimble oh my!
All the jokes I take them, take them, make them,
Name is Jack!
Hmm hmm hmm ...
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