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Song Parodies -> "Zip Up His Fly (He's Got To)"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket To Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Zip Up His Fly (He's Got To)"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Men, please make sure zipppers are locked in their upright positions before exiting the restroom.
['short' intro]

Something has really gone wrong
And how do I say.... it?
That man is showing his schlong
A pubic display...

He's gotta zip up his fly-y
He oughta zip up his fly-y-y
He needs to zip up his fly
No underwear!

He must be feeling the breeze
'cause it is so cold.... out
He's redefining debriefed!
And he must be told

Please mister zip up your fly-y
Please mister zip up your fly-y-y
Please mister zip up your fly
You're getting stares!

I am not understanding this guy
He doesn't blink twice
He doesn't listen to me
Perhaps he thinks that people are blind
He oughta come right
He oughta listen to me..

The situation is bad
But still was okay.... yeah?
Then out pops one of his nads!
So I turn away... and

Say, please mister zip up your fly-y
Please could ya zip up your fly-y-y
Please could ya zip up that fly
And watch the hairs!

I am not understanding this guy
He doesn't blink twice
He doesn't listen to me
Perhaps he thinks that people are blind
He oughta come right
He oughta listen to me..

He is now causing a scene
And drawing a crowd.... yeah
One not as tactful as me
He screamed this aloud...

Ah, hey loser zip your fly-y!
Hey loser zip up that fly-y-y!
Hey a$$hole zip up your fly..!
Still he don't care

Some people don't care
Some people don't care
Some people don't care
Some people don't care
Some people don't care
Like talkin' to air
copyright 2005+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 14

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Yet Another Dutchman - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, what can I say? This is a fly parody.
carol - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
please accept these three 5's I'm zipping to you. What a great parody to start my day with!
alvin rhodes - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
funny concept
Rick C - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Zippy little zinger here, Red Ant. 555
Red Ant - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks YAD, Carol, Alvin and Rick. YAD, ants other than me are other commentators, possibly parodists too. I don't know exactly but they're cool by me. I see White Ant reported GH V's "parody" today, it's a shame I missed it. Or maybe it isn't.
Robert Mackle - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Watch out for hairs - classic! I thought I was the only guy worried about pubic hair pain. Ahem.
Red Ant - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Robert, did you 3-3-2 this? If so, please tell me where the pacing is not right. If it "helps" I made this from the version on the #1 CD.
Adagio - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious!! Paced just right and the words seemed to just fall in place. 5's
stuart mcarthur - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
very funny Red - and "schlong" is my preferred humorous word for said appendage as well - (it just sounds right) - 555
Red Ant - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat and Stu.
Larry Hensley - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Really funny one.
Kristof Robertson - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
hehehehehe! :-D 555
Jeff Reuben - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Going commando! Nice job, and great idea for this song!
Robert Mackle - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I gave it 5s!!! SLANDER!
Peter Andersson - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Favorite line: "He's redefining debriefed!" There's a streaking joke in that pun somethere too, possibly for use in your resting Metallica series.
Red Ant - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Larry, Kristof, Jeff, Peter and Robert. Robert, I wasn't accusing you of the 332, just that if you gave it if you could tell me where the pacing is off. Thanks, still love the recordings of yours I've heard.
Robert Mackle - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Ant, its ok. I like your stuff manG. I'm a Beatles parody afficonado and you do em well :)
Chris Bodily TM - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC Contest) LMAO!!! 555.... wait this isn't elliglible either. Hmmm... I thought it was 2006. What year are we in right now? Anyway, great stuff, Red.
Johnny D - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) LOL! "nads" is an inherently funny word, isn't it?
Matthias - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry for the late votes dude, Just to make it up to you I'm letting you win the Symbol round, wait I already said I'll let Johnny D win... So I guess I'll vote two 5's on the next round.... Oh, and for this song... 5-5-5!!!!
Red Ant - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Robert, Chris Bodily TM, Johnny D (yes, it is), and Matthias.

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