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Song Parodies -> "Unstained Parody ( not )v2"

Original Song Title:

"Unchained Melody"

Original Performer:

The Righteous Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Unstained Parody ( not )v2"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

At first, I was temped to put this under a false name, butt flushed that idea. This song is so good no parody will top it, butt this will bottom it. Q: What do you get when you take one of the most beatifully sung songs of all time and take a dump on it? A: This! PS- This will be the last poo parody from me probably, as I can't think of a more elegant song to pinch one off on. PSS- v1 the second line looked after submission like I was eating *it*, so thats the only change
Ohhh, poor turds, pool kiddies
From food I had at lunch
My throne, toilet time
And time goes by, but surely
This time I had a hunch
Is this stool mine?
I need to rush
I need to flush
Now no more crap from me

Stinky feces gone
none to see, none to see
Out my open hole what a scene
Hear the feces cry
Don't flush please, dont flush please
We'll be going down, Red Ant please

Ohhh, my hands, my bathroom
I'm washing, washing!, with my Dove
It's soap, cleanup time
And time goes by, but surely
This time I'll crap so much
Is that a crime?
I-I-I NEED some gloves
I, I have some Dove
Now no more crap from me

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Apart from the odd change of wording here and there, what's the difference? I'm confused (again)...
Red Ant - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
The only change was line 2 from the original parody, which after submission looked*very* gross, so I resubmitted it.
Red Ant - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
PS to all- NO MORE POO parodies from me, though gross stuff in other ways is still fair game.

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