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Song Parodies -> "Hepaptitis C"

Original Song Title:

"Dust in the Wind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Hepaptitis C"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

This is a true story about a friend who got HCV ( hepatitis C virus ) from using dirty needles. This is most definately not a funny story, but I tried to stay as close to the original pacing as possible. Probably more depressing of the original song.
He bawled his eyes
Reached for the tissue till the tissue's gone
Not a dream
Doctor said it was hepatitis C

Damn HCV
Now I've got that damn HCV

Borrowed once
Didn't have a needle friend gave one to me
Said was new
Never has been used, but found out it wasn't clean

Damn HCV
Sharing gave him damn HCV, nooo

(violin solo, maybe the one they'll play at his funeral 20 years from now)

Now hear my words
Please do not try drugs intraveniously
Sucks to say
That he may die of liver failure one day

Damn HCV
Now he has that damn HCV
(repeat in a whipser)

Dumbass again
Cannot undo what he did
Infected liver will not win
Not win

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Red Ant - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, I get the hint, nobody wants to hear about this...case closed.
ClassicRocker1977 - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever...is it really a true story?
Red Ant - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes it is unfortunatley true. Most people who inject drugs do not get HIV, because that virus dies very quickly outside the human body. HCV hangs around a LONG time, and many people who do this get HCV and never know about it. See my other parodies ( I'm about 53 submissions now, and a good 1/2 of them are true about me or someone/something I know well. ( Bad Typing and D*mn I Failed Latin ) are probably the closest to true I have.
Paul Robinson - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Been going through some of your back stuff today, Red...Sad story, but a good warning.
Red Ant - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul. .

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