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Song Parodies -> "All Is Wrong Again"

Original Song Title:

"All Within My Hands"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"All Is Wrong Again"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? MIDI here, Mostly correct lyrics here. Metallica must have never heard of saving the best for last; I think they purposefully saved the worst for last. Also, this track was corrupted on my CD, I listened to the bonus DVD to make the parody. There is absolutely nothing redeeming about TOS, the singing and lyrics are beyond horrible. The lines in parentheses are were originally "sung" by Kirk Hammett.
[intro]

All is wrong again
All is wrong again
Please just end, awful sound
All is wrong again
Hurts my ears, really irritates

All is wrong again
Horrid drums, wonder to myself
If Hammett can sing?
He can't....

Copy/paste shows
No lines stand on their own
Copy/paste shows
No lines stand on their own

(Kirk can't sing)
Leave that to your front man
(Kirk can't sing)
And all is wrong again

Why's all wrong again?
Choked within the band
(Kirk can't sing)
Hurry up and end this song
Kicked all right in the nads.....

All is wrong again
Covered ears, turn this off
All is wrong again
Lyrics suck, "Then I pull your leash"

All is wrong again
Horrid drums, blunder to Ulrich
All is wrong again
Beware......

Copy/paste shows
No lines stand on their own
Copy/paste shows
No lines stand on their own
Do they know?

(Kirk can't sing)
Leave that to your front man
(Kirk don't sing)
And all is wrong again

Why's all wrong again?
Choked within the band
(Kirk can't sing)
Hurry up and end this song
(End it now)
Kicked all right in the nads I wish.....

[break]

I'll die if this goes on
Felines in heat, sound much better

I'll die if this goes on
Felines in heat, sound much better

Ride the Light'ning oh puh-lease
Your err was to deceive
Next time see if we buy your CD
Ride the Light'ning oh puh-lease
Your err was to deceive
Next time see if we buy your CD
Need some
Damage control

(Kirk can't sing)
Leave that to your front man
(Kirk don't sing)
And all is wrong again

Why's all wrong again?
Choked within the band
(Kirk can't sing)
Hurry up and end this song
(Ending now)
Kicked your fans in the nads again.....

[I take the bonus DVD and do the following]

Smash smash smash smash, smash
Smash smash smash smash, smash
Smash smash smash smash, smash
Smash smash smash smash, smash smash
Smash smash smash smash, smash smash
Smash smash smash smash, smash......
Smash smash smash smash, smash
Smash smash smash smash, smash......

[vacuum cleaner outro]
copyright 2005+ Red Ant, Part 11 of my "St. Anguish" CD.

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Yet Another Dutchman - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
555. I think this was the fullest parody on St. Anguish. I had expected you to leave the 'kill, kill, kill' part unchanged, but that would have been over the top. The vacuum cleaner outro was a symbolic ending of both 'St. Anguish' and 'St. Anger.' So, unlike 'St. Anger', you've ended in climax.
Red Ant - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
YAD, I was originally going to title this "How to make an 8 minute long song using just 10 words" but the title would have been cut off. This OS makes the song "St. Anger" look like a masterpiece by comparison; the outro of "Kill" (X42) is not only repetitive but stupid and nonsensical. It also proved to me that even though on some of these songs James singing is pretty bad that Kirk should never be allowed near a microphone again.
Scrawny Johnny - November 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm finally reading this parody...and it's good. Quick question that maybe you know the answer to....who is singing the "na na na" part on The Memory Remains? Lars or Hammett?? I always thought it was Lars for some reason...
Red Ant - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks SJ, and I'm not sure, but it sounds like Lars.

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