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Song Parodies -> "About To Hurl"

Original Song Title:

"About A Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"About To Hurl"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? MP3 here. Another one from "Unplugged", though the link is the "Bleach" version. This is a very old parody idea of mine that didn't quite turn out the way I wanted in the original draft. It sat for the better part of 9 months in a folder before I 'refined' it last night.
[intro]

I'm... heavin' once again
I spew... vomit not my friend
I spew... and I'm feelin' blue
Bad food... I re-gret it too

(I) pray to toilet shrine
I turn out my insides
And I can see no ending in* sight...
Me...?
I spew...

I'm... sickened - I'm not fine
I spew... helpful - at the time
I do... think it's nasty too
I do... spend all - day in loo

(I) spray the toilet shrine
I churn out my insides
And I can see no ending in sight...
Me...?

I spew...

[solo]

I'm... heavin' more again
This puke... seems it has no end
I spew... and I'm feelin' blue
Bad food... now it's turned to goo

(I) spray the yellow bile
The taste is very vile
And I can see no ending in sight...
Still I can't see the ending in sight...

Me...
I spew...
And spew...
More spew...
I'm through....

copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher *If you think Kurt sings "every" as 2 syllables, just use "end in" instead of "ending in".

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Matthias - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice Goo.... I loved the line "I pray to the toilet shrine".... Now I normally can't stand barf songs since the bad pacing, and pure digusting nature makes me sick, but this one however, wasn't bad at all....
alvin rhodes - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
barfingly funny
Adagio - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
At first I couldn't see your name on the submissions because of the large page, but I knew for some reason that "Hurl" was yours. : D I like the way the parody followed the OS lines. 5's
Stephen Harrington - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
555 milligrams of medicine for you.
Larry Hensley - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Very catchy parody!
Stuart McArthur - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked the way you chose rhymes that were the same as the ones Kurt used (ie. the sound at the end of each line) - made it pace really well (the post-note was a good idea too, because I was wondering about that, and that explained it perfectly) - btw great work! - 555
Red Ant - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, Alvin, Pat, Step-chan, Larry and Stu. Stu: Believe it or not, that "every" was pretty much the sole reason this sat for so long unfinished (plus, I forgot about it and had it misfiled). I still can't really tell if he sings it as 2 or 3 syllables or somewhere inbetween (a "half" syllable, maybe I'll start a thread on that - lol).
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
If toilets could write memoirs...
Tommy Turtle - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Lots of drinking songs, lots of vomiting songs... is there a connection? 555
Red Ant - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter and Tommy Turtle - I'm sure there is.
Dominique - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Did you get this idea from learning about Cobain's stomach problem?

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