Song Parodies -> Ode To My Toiletries
| Original Song Title: | "Ode To My Family" |
| Original Performer: | The Cranberries |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ode To My Toiletries" |
| Parody Written by: | Red Ant |
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do, doo doo doo (x8)
Look at all the things I use....
Oh toiletries are neat.....
'cause I spend half my time in there....
The bathroom would agree...
Like TP - 3 ply sheets - 'cause it wipes me
And it cleans me - derriere!
My Q-tips - My Brut, and my mouthwash
And my mint floss - a brush for my hair!
Deodorant... so that I'm not 'strong'
And some powder from a can
Some razor blades.... for a beard too long
And Pretty Feet & Hands!
My shaver...., my razors.....
Dull quickly - dull quickly -
- from copious hair!
My clippers..... hedge trimmers.....
They fight me, and they bite me! -
- must purchase some Nair!
Hair spray cans, Crest and lotion.....
And soap with worn designs....
There's pads for that time of the month.....
My Band-Aids in a pinch!
There's tissues - chap stick, 'cause I need it
Yes I need it - for freezing cold air
Oh who used this? - D'you know that is *my* Visine!
Don't want pink eye - that product's not shared
Deodorant... so that I'm not 'strong'
And some powder from a can
Some razor blades.... for a beard too long
And Pretty Feet & Hands!
My shaver...., my razors.....
Dull quickly - dull quickly -
- from copious hair!
Nail clippers..... and duct tape.....
All for me, my toiletries! -
Does anyone care? (x7).....
A TMI there.......
Doo, doo doo doo (x12)
Look at all the things I use....
Oh toiletries are neat.....
'cause I spend half my time in there....
The bathroom would agree...
Like TP - 3 ply sheets - 'cause it wipes me
And it cleans me - derriere!
My Q-tips - My Brut, and my mouthwash
And my mint floss - a brush for my hair!
Deodorant... so that I'm not 'strong'
And some powder from a can
Some razor blades.... for a beard too long
And Pretty Feet & Hands!
My shaver...., my razors.....
Dull quickly - dull quickly -
- from copious hair!
My clippers..... hedge trimmers.....
They fight me, and they bite me! -
- must purchase some Nair!
Hair spray cans, Crest and lotion.....
And soap with worn designs....
There's pads for that time of the month.....
My Band-Aids in a pinch!
There's tissues - chap stick, 'cause I need it
Yes I need it - for freezing cold air
Oh who used this? - D'you know that is *my* Visine!
Don't want pink eye - that product's not shared
Deodorant... so that I'm not 'strong'
And some powder from a can
Some razor blades.... for a beard too long
And Pretty Feet & Hands!
My shaver...., my razors.....
Dull quickly - dull quickly -
- from copious hair!
Nail clippers..... and duct tape.....
All for me, my toiletries! -
Does anyone care? (x7).....
A TMI there.......
Doo, doo doo doo (x12)
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher
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Jack you do spend half your time in the bathroom, that's where you get most of your inpersation, what do you have a radio in there too?!
Before you head out there door this morning, don't forget your 5's
funny concept
You must have a huge bathroom...I don't have any trees in my toilet... You've taken a good inventory, here..5's
Best bathroom-inventory parody I've ever read. 555
Great idea here, Jack. Now follow it up with a fridge inventory parody. I'm sure you'll find some fodder there. :-) 555
"There's pads for that time of the month....." say what? Not yours I guess. Good parody. I had trouble d/l that .mp3, so in the end I ended up mainly just following the words. 5's
LOL, great bathroom humor.
Thanks Matthias & Lionel & Alvin & AFW & John B & Rick C & Pat & Rex & this & thingy whose name escapes me at the moment.
Matthias: No, I just turn up the house stereo when I'm in there.
Lionel: I never leave home without them.
AFW: I'm sure you've cut a few logs in there.
John: Thanks, but it's probably the only one you've read too, heh heh.
Rick C: The thought of inventory-ing my fridge is scary.
Pat: Uh, no, not mine. I did once Duct Tape some to my knees to clean the floor and tub. Don't tell anyone though.
Matthias: No, I just turn up the house stereo when I'm in there.
Lionel: I never leave home without them.
AFW: I'm sure you've cut a few logs in there.
John: Thanks, but it's probably the only one you've read too, heh heh.
Rick C: The thought of inventory-ing my fridge is scary.
Pat: Uh, no, not mine. I did once Duct Tape some to my knees to clean the floor and tub. Don't tell anyone though.
Good play, 5s.
Thanks Step-chan.
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