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Song Parodies -> "Sounds Like Cured E.D."

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Sounds Like Cured E.D."

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

This is the $extilogy haha. This one has better odds though.
( intro )

Load up on drugs, bring girl friends,
It sucks to lose, an erection,
She's really bored, but I'm insured,
I know I have a miracle.

It grows, it grows, it grows, my pole ( x3 )

With the lights on, Captain Courageous
Here he is now, enterain-us
Im heroic, and outrageous
Here it goes now, enter fallice
Like Niagra, With Levitra,
Take Viagra, For Libido
Yeah!

I'm worse at what I do best,
This damned E.D. I do detest,
My little friend's not always been,
But always will need drugs again.

It grows, it grows, it grows, my pole ( x3 )

With the lights on, Captain Courageous
Here he is now, enterain-us
Im heroic, and outrageous
Here it goes now, enter fallice
Like Niagra, With Levitra,
Take Viagra, For Libido
Yeah!

( solo+1 )

Now don't regret,
Just what it takes,
And " YAY! " I say it is worthwhile
It now is hard, not hard to find
My pole, whenever, Priaprize*

It grows, it grows, it grows, my pole ( x3 )

With the lights on, Captain Courageous
Here he is now, enterain-us
Im heroic, and outrageous
Here it goes now, enter fallice
Like Niagra, With Levitra,
Take Viagra, For Libido.

No denial ( x9 )

( spent outro )
* Priapus's Prize .PS- I still don't have E.D. though this issue is exhausted ( more like beat to death ). :)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   7
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Rick C - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm entertained! I liked, "She's really bored, but I'm insured"...555
Dumb Ass Kid - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Very very tempted to give you 4 for repetative choruses, but the consistency of undeniably high quality of humour throughout certainly outweighed the negatives. 555
Red Ant - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick C and DAK. Yeah, I *rarely* give 4 on pacing even though it is technically a 5 for repetitiveness, but it's very difficult on this song to do much with the chorus and keep some semblance of flow and rhyming. Glad you both liked it as well as the 2 F.A. voters did ( Fives Anonymous ). :)
Scrawny Johnny - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice!! You captured the topic perfectly! Just like the Cialis/ Levitra commercials I see during the race! Be on the lookout for my Teen Spirit parody later this month!
Red Ant - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Scrawny Johnny. The only lines I wished I had changed in retrospect the 2nd line of every chorus to " And I take now, some Cialis " and the final part " No Denial " to " It will rise now ". :) Looking foward to it. This will be HARD to beat.:)
Stephen aka Step-chan - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
555. This one made me smile. I'm glad I don't have that problem too.
Red Ant - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Step-Chan.

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