-> "The Guards Are Watching Me"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Lucidity" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Guards Are Watching Me"
I say you are mine
Long as you're my cellmate, doing time
They're lying so you said
You wish it was a bad dream
Spinning in your head
Cops "You have the right to remain"
"Silent or we'll use against you what you say-in court"
So there it went, another chance
Wide awake you face the day
Your nightmares over....or has it just begun?
There's a place I used to hide
A safehouse that I ran to in the night
Relax man, you were there
But only were, the passenger, and you were scared
It's a place like hell on Earth
To avoid a shank, respect the gangs
And face the mistakes of your crime
Surreal is this, another world
Suddenly, you hear the screams
Of this new super prison
I-I'll be watching what you do
I-I'm gonna be spitting in your food
I-I will watch you every night
I-I am sitting next to you....the guards are watching me
If you open your mouth to me
I won't take your anal virginity
The walls you are within
Aren't coming down, new nightmares begin
Living in a 6 by 9
Not safe from pain, try to remain sane
Don't let them see you cry
One time ticket lead straight to jail
Master of escape yeah, you can theorize
Wear a disguise, you can steal a ride but...
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