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Song Parodies -> "Halloween Scare/Candy Bowl"

Original Song Title:

"Scarborough Fair/Canticle"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Halloween Scare/Candy Bowl"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

As performed by Tall Demon and Part Gargoy-le.
You are getting a Halloween scare..
Banshees, wraiths eat kiddies on sight....
This Hallowed Eve a tail of despair..
Sing to your kids give them a fright..

Children they dress up for sugary sweets
(on the side of a hill is a ravenous beast)
Costumes made, sun's setting it's time
(lacing of candy is not a concern)
They're out in streets, for tri-ick or treat
(werewolves and scarecrows for feasts they are prowlin')
What was that? oh nothing you're fine
(teens unaware of the carrion crawls)

Children are knocking on neighborhood doors
(and answers the doorknock, a man with no teeth)
What's your age? Oh. um. me? I'm nine
(rose from the grave he's so very feared)
Between the salt taffy and choc'late smores
(the children scream think Succubus has come)
What was that? oh nothing you're fine..

Children are eating all the sugar they fidget
(marshmallows, Rieces and choc'late medallions)
Hershey's great, Cadbury is slime
(Kids are sleepin they've gotten their fill)
If you don't brush at all, the dentist you'll visit
(the bacteria come, enamel is now rotten)
Trick or treat a true love of mine

You are getting a Halloween scare..
Banshees, wraiths eat kiddies on sight....
This melody a song of nightmare..
Sing to your kids give them a fright..
copyright 2005+ Red Ant

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Adagio - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
This reads like a ghost story, told 'round the campfire. Creepy...and very, very good. 5's
John Barry - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, Red Ant! The juxtapositions are hilarious.
alvin rhodes - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
i love the eerie feel of this one...5s
PMS - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
What a great trick to turn out this treat!
Red Ant - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat, John Alvin and PMS.
Johnny D - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's 555 blood-curdling burps in the night for YOU!
Red Ant - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny D.
Larry Hensley - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Another good Halloween parody.
Red Ant - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Larry.
Peter Andersson - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I missed this on the first day, you got your tricking down.
Red Ant - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter.
tomario - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
well red ant i'd love to hear a recording of this by al bundy and wife think it'll be a hit ! great parody 555
Agrimorfee - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween '06) Surprisingly poetic..."carrion crawl" is neato sub...nit all nicely evokes the entire holiday.
The Charnstar - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween) Ia gree with Agrimorfee... Poetic... Nice and neat and 5-5-5
Matthias - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
La Gree, with Charnster! This was so good it's spooky!
Michael McVey - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
So, in other words treats ARE tricks, from a dental perspective. Fascinating.....--MM
Jack Wilson - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
THis is AWESOME 555
Johnny D - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween) See above!

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