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Song Parodies -> "I'm Dyslexic"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Too Sexy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Right Said Fred

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Dyslexic"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

SO:DKT? A MP3 is here.
I'm qyslexic, q is d, I'm writing f as t
I'm seeing E as 3!

[bass and drums kikc in!]

I'm dyslexic read reversed, sowe leffers I invert
!See reserved reversed

And I'm dyslexic reading spam, ridections on the map
East west? I'll ask Pam!


Nad I'm dylexic words I red rum,
Dyslexic words I murder
You no its ton unheard of

And I mirror, soemtimes when I read
But I'm good with palindromes and anagrams!
Do I Yoda talk? I do Yoda talk yeah!
Speak I a little more of Yoda kalt!

[keybaord/synthsizer part]

I'm dyslexic love radar, dyslexics love radar
Favrite word by arf!
And I'm dyslexic have a god, dyslexic have a god
'cause I believe in a Dog!

Do I except, what do you expect?
If you could see handwriting's poor, iL-LeGibLE!
Yeah so I transpose, I so stranpose yeah
A yes my signature's, InConSITSent!

[keybaord/synthsizer part]

I'm dissection for my, cisexyld for my, dyslexic oh my!

And I rorrim, sometimes when I read
That's another way of saying bass ackwards!
Do I Yoda talk? I do Yoda talk yeah!
Sing I a little more so bass ackwards!


I'm dyslexic right or left?, can read 'em right to left
I read well in Arabic!
I'm dyslexic but I'm smart, dyslexic but I'm marts
Half problems plottin charts

And I'm dyslexic that is taht!
copyright 2005+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher What is dyslexia? Click here to learn.

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Rod Worden - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Great work, Jack, lol in places. At one point I was reminded of the bumper sticker "Dog is my co-pilot".. 5ers!
Adagio - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the mp3. It helped. Read it though twice, it didn't make much sense at first, but then i got used to it and really liked it, : D 5's
alvin rhodes - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah, i'm a little lysdexic too
Phil Alexander - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
You know what, I know someone who might really like this one...
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
555, good one. ^__^
AFW - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Good switch on title...fives
Red Ant - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rod, Pat, Alvin Phil, Step-chan and AFW.
Adagio - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
The more I read this, the more words I get out of it...it keeps drawing my back like a hypnotic puzzle just in hopes of solving one more word. You've abviously got a very hypnotic parody here, Jack. Take full advantage of it.
Michael Pacholek - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
You get all ones... wait a minute, now you got me doing it... You get all fives. Ever hear Jay Leno's comment? He's dyslexic too, and he did research on who else was, and saw that Andy Warhol is believed to have been. "You know what this means? Everybody might get to be famous for 51 minutes!"
Agrimorfee - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Cat vas wery thlever! Fetty prucking good!
Red Ant - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thnaks Michael and Agrimorfee. (-:
cherry bobbins - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
that is sutch a cool parody . ime dislixic and i spell evrything foneticly . anyway dislexicics hav more fnu p.s sutch a grate parody
Really dyslexic - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Being Dyslexic myself I take this affencively. Just because I can't read well doesn't mean I am dumb as dirt whom ever wrote this song could quite posibly get nailed in the face with a law suit.
Red Ant - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Cherry Bobbins and Really Dyslexic. Really Dyslexic, I never said that people who have dyslexia are dumb, the research I did indicated the opposite actually. I also wrote in the parody "I'm dyslexic but I'm smart".
Peter Andersson - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
...najs reversing of teh orgignaL.
Red Ant - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter.
Agrimorfee - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Cames somments bas efore.
2LD4U - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
DAMMIT! You spoofed that song before I DID! {Hence my name}.
tomario - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
abc i'm always getting my mucking fords wuddled. loved it !
Saittham... Er.... Matthias - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Tearg boj ereh Der Tna!!!
Jack Wilson - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Sith Saw Emosewa 555!
Michael McVey - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I though you were an atheist who doesn't believe there's a dog (lol)--MM
Rick C - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC06-I) Funny one, Jack. The sad part is that I was able to comprehend it as I read it. What does mat thean? 555
Adagio - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I had to read it one more time...for enjoyment. I think this is the best or one of the best parodies that you've done.
Stuart McArthur - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-I) very very clever and original Jack (again) - and I loved MP's quote from Jay Leno - brilliantly done, mate - 555
Johnny D - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Reads like a charm (not, NOT like a march!) !!
Tac - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Tnaillirb! ZZZ
Jeff Reuben - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Absolutely brilliant, I'm surprised I missed this one the first time around.
Arwen - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC...great idea, Red Ant...super original. Nicely done, too!
Red Ant - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee, 2LD4U, Tomario, Matthias, Jack, Michael M, Rick C, Pat, Stu, Johnny D, Jeff, Cat and Arwen. Im gald u all liekd this. (-:
Yoidy - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
The cuneiform is being reborn nrolrof os.
Red Ant - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
!Thnx, Yoidy

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