Song Parodies -> I'm Dyslexic
| Original Song Title: | "I'm Too Sexy" |
| Original Performer: | Right Said Fred |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Dyslexic" |
| Parody Written by: | Red Ant |
SO:DKT? A MP3 is here.
I'm qyslexic, q is d, I'm writing f as t
I'm seeing E as 3!
[bass and drums kikc in!]
I'm dyslexic read reversed, sowe leffers I invert
!See reserved reversed
And I'm dyslexic reading spam, ridections on the map
East west? I'll ask Pam!
Nad I'm dylexic words I red rum,
Dyslexic words I murder
You no its ton unheard of
And I mirror, soemtimes when I read
But I'm good with palindromes and anagrams!
Do I Yoda talk? I do Yoda talk yeah!
Speak I a little more of Yoda kalt!
[keybaord/synthsizer part]
I'm dyslexic love radar, dyslexics love radar
Favrite word by arf!
And I'm dyslexic have a god, dyslexic have a god
'cause I believe in a Dog!
Do I except, what do you expect?
If you could see handwriting's poor, iL-LeGibLE!
Yeah so I transpose, I so stranpose yeah
A yes my signature's, InConSITSent!
[keybaord/synthsizer part]
I'm dissection for my, cisexyld for my, dyslexic oh my!
And I rorrim, sometimes when I read
That's another way of saying bass ackwards!
Do I Yoda talk? I do Yoda talk yeah!
Sing I a little more so bass ackwards!
I'm dyslexic right or left?, can read 'em right to left
I read well in Arabic!
I'm dyslexic but I'm smart, dyslexic but I'm marts
Half problems plottin charts
And I'm dyslexic that is taht!
I'm seeing E as 3!
[bass and drums kikc in!]
I'm dyslexic read reversed, sowe leffers I invert
!See reserved reversed
And I'm dyslexic reading spam, ridections on the map
East west? I'll ask Pam!
Nad I'm dylexic words I red rum,
Dyslexic words I murder
You no its ton unheard of
And I mirror, soemtimes when I read
But I'm good with palindromes and anagrams!
Do I Yoda talk? I do Yoda talk yeah!
Speak I a little more of Yoda kalt!
[keybaord/synthsizer part]
I'm dyslexic love radar, dyslexics love radar
Favrite word by arf!
And I'm dyslexic have a god, dyslexic have a god
'cause I believe in a Dog!
Do I except, what do you expect?
If you could see handwriting's poor, iL-LeGibLE!
Yeah so I transpose, I so stranpose yeah
A yes my signature's, InConSITSent!
[keybaord/synthsizer part]
I'm dissection for my, cisexyld for my, dyslexic oh my!
And I rorrim, sometimes when I read
That's another way of saying bass ackwards!
Do I Yoda talk? I do Yoda talk yeah!
Sing I a little more so bass ackwards!
I'm dyslexic right or left?, can read 'em right to left
I read well in Arabic!
I'm dyslexic but I'm smart, dyslexic but I'm marts
Half problems plottin charts
And I'm dyslexic that is taht!
copyright 2005+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher What is dyslexia? Click here to learn.
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Great work, Jack, lol in places. At one point I was reminded of the bumper sticker "Dog is my co-pilot".. 5ers!
Thanks for the mp3. It helped. Read it though twice, it didn't make much sense at first, but then i got used to it and really liked it, : D 5's
yeah, i'm a little lysdexic too
You know what, I know someone who might really like this one...
555, good one. ^__^
Good switch on title...fives
Thanks Rod, Pat, Alvin Phil, Step-chan and AFW.
The more I read this, the more words I get out of it...it keeps drawing my back like a hypnotic puzzle just in hopes of solving one more word. You've abviously got a very hypnotic parody here, Jack. Take full advantage of it.
You get all ones... wait a minute, now you got me doing it... You get all fives. Ever hear Jay Leno's comment? He's dyslexic too, and he did research on who else was, and saw that Andy Warhol is believed to have been. "You know what this means? Everybody might get to be famous for 51 minutes!"
Cat vas wery thlever! Fetty prucking good!
Thnaks Michael and Agrimorfee. (-:
that is sutch a cool parody . ime dislixic and i spell evrything foneticly . anyway dislexicics hav more fnu p.s sutch a grate parody
Being Dyslexic myself I take this affencively. Just because I can't read well doesn't mean I am dumb as dirt whom ever wrote this song could quite posibly get nailed in the face with a law suit.
Thanks Cherry Bobbins and Really Dyslexic. Really Dyslexic, I never said that people who have dyslexia are dumb, the research I did indicated the opposite actually. I also wrote in the parody "I'm dyslexic but I'm smart".
...najs reversing of teh orgignaL.
Thanks Peter.
(ABC3) Cames somments bas efore.
DAMMIT! You spoofed that song before I DID! {Hence my name}.
abc i'm always getting my mucking fords wuddled. loved it !
Tearg boj ereh Der Tna!!!
Sith Saw Emosewa 555!
I though you were an atheist who doesn't believe there's a dog (lol)--MM
(ABC06-I) Funny one, Jack. The sad part is that I was able to comprehend it as I read it. What does mat thean? 555
I had to read it one more time...for enjoyment. I think this is the best or one of the best parodies that you've done.
(ABC3-I) very very clever and original Jack (again) - and I loved MP's quote from Jay Leno - brilliantly done, mate - 555
(ABC) Reads like a charm (not, NOT like a march!) !!
(ABC) Tnaillirb! ZZZ
Absolutely brilliant, I'm surprised I missed this one the first time around.
ABC...great idea, Red Ant...super original. Nicely done, too!
Thanks Agrimorfee, 2LD4U, Tomario, Matthias, Jack, Michael M, Rick C, Pat, Stu, Johnny D, Jeff, Cat and Arwen. Im gald u all liekd this. (-:
The cuneiform is being reborn nrolrof os.
!Thnx, Yoidy
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