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Song Parodies -> "Kid in the Bib"

Original Song Title:

"Man in the Box"

Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Kid in the Bib"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

I don't have kids,but have been in resturants where kids are screaming, I can can only imagine what the parents are thinking and this is my take on it. This is from the kids point of view, the first chorus is from the view of the mother, the second the father, and the third the waiter ( all in parenthesis except the 3rd line of every verse is the kids ). Now if that didn't confuse or scare you, you are ready to procreate. BTW the caps is to capture the screaming that children often do in public places and particularly in eating establishments.
Wah wah wah, wah wah, wah, wah wah woe (x2)

I'm the kid in the bib
Messing up my plate
Won't you try to feed me...feed me

FEED MY MOUTH ( wish you'd keep it shut)
MOMMY PLEASE ( bother your father)
IF HE TRIES ( then I'll eat it), oh
FEED MY MOUTH ( do not press your luck)

I'm the kid who throws fits
Want to yell right now
Won't you try to feed me...feed me

FEED MY MOUTH ( wish you'd keep it shut)
DADDY PLEASE ( bother your mother)
IF SHE TRIES ( then I'll eat it ), oh
FEED MY MOUTH (do not press your luck)

( intro short solo of restuarant noise and screaming kids)

FEED MY MOUTH ( wish you'd keep it shut )
SOMEONE PLEASE ( bother the waiter )
IF THEY TRY ( then I'll eat it ), oh
FEED MY MOUTH ( just don't leave a mess )

(repeat intro whining ad infinitem)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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MrMacphisto - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... good job
Red Ant - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you.
2nz - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one Red. There isn't too much to work with on this one, but your pacing is spot on.
Jeff Reuben - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
"DADDY PLEASE!" (Bother your Mother)--my motto in about a month! =) I enjoyed it because it's fitting for me right now.
Red Ant - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you guys, I try above all else to get pacing first, even if what I write may or may not be funny. Wasn't sure how this would take, but if I had kids and they made a huge scene, I would either calm then down or leave wherever.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
"Bother your mother", great line! :-)
Red Ant - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks K1chyd.
Scrawny Johnny - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
How did I miss this one??? I remember you talking about it, but I never caught it! Well, here are your long awaited votes for it, clever topic and properly executed.
Red Ant - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Scrawny Johnny.
Agrimorfee - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 05) DKTOS, looks like it would be very funny.
Jeff Reuben - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--A glimpse of my not-so distant future =)
Scathe - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-K) If you think resturants are bad. You should see grocery stores on weekends.
Johnny D - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) You ain't kiddin' 'round!
Dee Range - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, Ant, DKTOS, but I have a nephew who was two when he flung a sausage patty at breakfast and hit a lady at the next table in the I know where you are coming from here.
Stuart McArthur - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm proud to say I have entered, and departed from, that period in my life unscathed, Red Ant, and my kids in bibs upset a lot of you during that time, for which I am truly sorry, and let me just say I would never want to repeat it (shiver) - good luck Jeff Reuben - it awaits - 555
Red Ant - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee, Jeff (congrats BTW), Scathe (I avoid them until 2am), Johnny D, Dee Range, and Stuart (no apologies needed really, kids are okay with me provided they are producing less than 90 Db of sound =) ).
armstrong - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
sorry. dktos. but funny premise!
Red Ant - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Armstrong. Which AIC song is it that most know, "Rooster" perhaps?

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