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Song Parodies -> "Bum Is Too Large"

Original Song Title:

"Come As You Are"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Bum Is Too Large"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

I like big butts and I cannot lie-but not this big!
(intro)

Bum
is too large
like a barge
pant size is..
fif-ty three
it's no friend
my rear end
makes its own..
gravity

underwear
holds it up
no boxer shorts..
they will break
knees are stressed
out of breath
as I haul.. three-eighty...one
three-eighty...one
three-eighty...one
three-eighty...one

Bum
scares small kids
pets do flee
butt there's no...
'scap-ing me
confident
light is bent
has its own gravity...yea
gravity...yea
gravity...yea
gravity...yea

derri-ere,
that's as big.. as the sun
none too quick*.. do I run
scales say 'ouch.. that's a ton'

(solo)

(gravity...well)
three eighty...one
three eighty...one
three eighty...one
(you've been warned... of my rump)

derri-ere,
that's as big.. as the sun
none too quick.. do I run
scales say 'ouch.. that's a ton'
on the couch.. space there's none
too much junk.. in my trunk

gravity...yea

gravity...yea
copyright 2005+ Red Ant - Actually, I've never been bigger than a 44 and am at a comfortable size and healthy weight now. *I believe "quickly" should be used here for proper grammar but it didn't scan right.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 18

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Kristof Robertson - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
A rump-bunctious rhyming ride! Great job, Antman....555
Stephen aka Step-chan - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
555, good one. I used to weigh 230, now I weigh in the 160s. Did you make an extra verse?(there was an extra verse in the earliest version)
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof and Step-chan. Step-chan, no extra verses, this was made to the Nevermind release-the Unplugged version is essentially the same except the ( ) lyrics aren't sung and there is an extra repeat of "No I don't have a gun" at the end. Not sure about other versions.
alvin rhodes - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
has its own gravity...lol...5s
That Bastard - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
555, great parody
Dominic L. - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm... I guess it's just me but I had trouble with the pacing. 455
John Barry - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Grammar, schmammar. 5s
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, That Bastard, Dominic and John. Dom- Yep, just you. ;-)
stuart mcarthur - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
ha - hilarious Red Ant, and I loved how "three eighty...one" scanned and fit the OS - in fact the short lines of this OS make it hard to do, so extra kudos - 555
AFW - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
DKOS, but, it reads very funny...excellent rhyming..top job, fives
carol - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(can't stop laughing) 5's
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu; "Memoria" is the key word in this OS- getting a good substitution there (as you noticed) is pretty much essential IMHO to making the parody work. Thanks AFW and Carol.
Peter Andersson - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Me and my big rump wasn't online yesterday evening, we were making asses of ourselves elsewhere, so I couldn't crack up about this one until now.
Red Ant - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter.
MrMacphisto - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm late, but this is still great... 5-5-5
Stinky Marshmellow - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
lol awesome...i love voting but DKTOS so i just went with everyone else on that one...i'll trust 'em =P hehe...but it was definetly funny...i especialy like the part 'butt theres no...'scaping me' lol butt....awesome man...
Huff - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Hahaa! It's own gravity.... you have ruined this song for me lol. That's how a parody is done. 555
Red Ant - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks MrMac, Melissa and Huff- that's how a compliment is done!
Dumb Ass Kid - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but was very funny! : D
Scrawny Johnny - November 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome parody! By comparison, this parody makes my version look like crap (well more like crap anyway)! I especially liked the "light is bent" part.
Red Ant - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks DAK and SJ.
Ash - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
LMBAO!

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