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Song Parodies -> "Old Lame Song"

Original Song Title:

"Auld Lang Syne"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Old Lame Song"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

I think anyone who has ever heard this performed by revelers at New Year's parties can relate.
If all the lyrics are forgot
Right after the first line
Don't worry 'cause alone, you're not
That's how you sing "Lang Syne"!

These odd-sang lines, quite weird
We call "Lang Syne"
We'll fake our way on through it yet
Well past mid-night

Now all the lyrics are for not
We butcher "Auld Lang Syne"!
We drink a couple Jaeger bombs
(Now drunk out of our minds!)

This old lame song, New Years
Get it all wong
We're dwinking too muh alcohol (hic!)
Can't sing along

Now awl the lyrics are forga
Wha-eva comes 2 mind (hic!)
Shoo awful lyr-er uh uh what?
Blah blah blah blah lang syne! (blaaarrgh!)

copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher *I've never heard anyone actually make it to the chorus, so if my pacing is off, blame the lyrics sites! Happy New Year everyone

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 13

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Adagio - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked the way the singing turned into a 'what the____' attitude. LOL 5's
Below Average Dave - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
So many songs I don't know today, sorry Red Ant, I can't rate until I can find the original song, but it looks good, and I figured better to comment and let you know I looked than to rate it falsely, but if I find the original I will come back and rate it.
Jack Wilson - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Auld Lang Fives here
Rex - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Truer words were never slurred!
alvin rhodes - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
you nailed it, favorite of the day
Matthias - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Here's some fives (hic)
AFW - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny take on the old Traditional..
Turmy Tottle - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
What Rex slurred... this is the Absolut truth (hic). The Scotch lyrics match the beverage... (hic) ... btw, was "are for not" supposed to be "are for naught"? (see, I'm pedrunkic even when I'm dant.) Blood alcohol level: .555
Below Average Dave - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
TT pointed me to the song, didn't know it was the New Years hym, not that I was familiar with it before today, but very good-555
Ann Hammond - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
cant relate and can't hear right. It's very funny though
Yoidy - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(mumbling in puddle of beer) To mold slang lyme, my beers to old slang grime zzzz 555!
PMS - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll leave some triple fives my dear for your Auld Cra-azed mind!
Stuart McArthur - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
very funny Ja..............................(NYE comes early over here you know - hic!) - 555
Red Ant - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat & Dave & Jack & Rex & Alvin & Matthias & AFW & TT & Ann & Yoidy & PMS & Stu.

Pat: Then I was faithful to every single rendition of this song ever done. ;)

Tommy Tutor: Something looked a bit off to me... yes, it was supposed to be "naught"... I hereby resolve to catch those next year, heh heh.

Dave: Many people don't know the song name; I didn't know it until a few months ago.

Stu: Yeah, it's already 2007 there, unless you factor in uncorrected board time, which results in a temporal shifting and... ;)

Thanks for all the funny comments, and have a safe New Years.
LucidLupin LeeBee - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one Red Ant. Ive not been on here apart from editing these past 6 months but Nappy Yew Hear Everybody! Be Happy Take care Lulu uk x
Red Ant - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks LucidLupin LeeBee.
Laurie Alexander - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I was perusing songs by hitting "random" and this one popped up. Appropriate for today. Very funny! Happy New Year everybody!!!
Red Ant - December 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Happy New Years everyone!
Dave's Not Here - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
We sang a parody of your parody at our neighborhood New Years Eve party last night and really enjoyed it. Thanks!

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