Song Parodies -> My Wife's Crisis ( gross and funny )
| Original Song Title: | "Midlife Crisis" |
| Original Performer: | Faith No More |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Wife's Crisis ( gross and funny )" |
| Parody Written by: | Red Ant |
The parody speaks for itself. PS- Downloaded lyrics are not complete/correct. Made from Angel Dust CD.
( intro of impending doom )
( chorus 1 )
Go on and break my neck
Like when your rag gets wet
A little medicine
For her PMS
Demands are what you dish
Rant on but stop screamin'
She cannot stop bleeding
That monthly something
Sense an emergency
My spine is tingling
( My wife's crisis )
Such femininity
But spots are easily seen
( chorus 2 )
Birth control yes it rules
But without me you're over due ( you're over )
Your menstruating ****
It will bleed a day or two
It is my wife's crisis
It is my wife's crisis
Take a decisive stance
Tampon or the Kotex?
Something you don't mention
Payback's a f***ing b!tch
A little medicine
A creature of habit
A lot of discipline
Don't ask opinions!
Hints of maturity
Holding blunt instrument
( My wife's crisis )
I'm mired in helplessness
And helpless for all her needs
Birth control yes it rules
But without me you're over due ( you're over )
Your menstruating ****
It will bleed a day or two
Men!, Men!, Men!, Men!
It is my wife's crisis......
It is my wife's crisis......
( repeat choruses 1 and 2 3.5 times for outro )
( chorus 1 )
Go on and break my neck
Like when your rag gets wet
A little medicine
For her PMS
Demands are what you dish
Rant on but stop screamin'
She cannot stop bleeding
That monthly something
Sense an emergency
My spine is tingling
( My wife's crisis )
Such femininity
But spots are easily seen
( chorus 2 )
Birth control yes it rules
But without me you're over due ( you're over )
Your menstruating ****
It will bleed a day or two
It is my wife's crisis
It is my wife's crisis
Take a decisive stance
Tampon or the Kotex?
Something you don't mention
Payback's a f***ing b!tch
A little medicine
A creature of habit
A lot of discipline
Don't ask opinions!
Hints of maturity
Holding blunt instrument
( My wife's crisis )
I'm mired in helplessness
And helpless for all her needs
Birth control yes it rules
But without me you're over due ( you're over )
Your menstruating ****
It will bleed a day or two
Men!, Men!, Men!, Men!
It is my wife's crisis......
It is my wife's crisis......
( repeat choruses 1 and 2 3.5 times for outro )
Even my wife laughed at this ( after she smacked me for making it ).
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While I have heard some Faith no more songs, I haven't heard this one. It's an interesting theme. I left a message on the thread we started.
Thanks Step-Chan. This is track 3 off of Angel Dust CD ( 1992 release ) and is probably the most " conventional " song on the entire CD. The rest of it ( excluding the instrumental " Midnight Cowboy ) is pretty out there. PS- I responded as well.
I'll vote on this song whenever I finally hear it. I've been looking for FNM stuff since I bought that tape two weeks ago, but no luck. Someday, though...
DKTOS
Thanks SJ and Rick C. Very few people here KTOS. Atleast you left comments which are more important anyway.
This is Red Ant's wife. This is funny but when he told me what those 4 **** were I slapped him again. I give him a 545.
Bwahahaha... too true. But also maybe too close for my idea for this song, have to think about that.
DKTOS
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