-> "My Wife's Crisis ( gross and funny )"
Original Song Title:
"Midlife Crisis"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Wife's Crisis ( gross and funny )"
The Lyrics
( intro of impending doom )
( chorus 1 )
Go on and break my neck
Like when your rag gets wet
A little medicine
For her PMS
Demands are what you dish
Rant on but stop screamin'
She cannot stop bleeding
That monthly something
Sense an emergency
My spine is tingling
( My wife's crisis )
Such femininity
But spots are easily seen
( chorus 2 )
Birth control yes it rules
But without me you're over due ( you're over )
Your menstruating ****
It will bleed a day or two
It is my wife's crisis
It is my wife's crisis
Take a decisive stance
Tampon or the Kotex?
Something you don't mention
Payback's a f***ing b!tch
A little medicine
A creature of habit
A lot of discipline
Don't ask opinions!
Hints of maturity
Holding blunt instrument
( My wife's crisis )
I'm mired in helplessness
And helpless for all her needs
Birth control yes it rules
But without me you're over due ( you're over )
Your menstruating ****
It will bleed a day or two
Men!, Men!, Men!, Men!
It is my wife's crisis......
It is my wife's crisis......
( repeat choruses 1 and 2 3.5 times for outro )
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