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Song Parodies -> "My Wife's Crisis ( gross and funny )"

Original Song Title:

"Midlife Crisis"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Faith No More

Parody Song Title:

"My Wife's Crisis ( gross and funny )"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

The parody speaks for itself. PS- Downloaded lyrics are not complete/correct. Made from Angel Dust CD.
( intro of impending doom )

( chorus 1 )
Go on and break my neck
Like when your rag gets wet

A little medicine
For her PMS
Demands are what you dish
Rant on but stop screamin'
She cannot stop bleeding
That monthly something

Sense an emergency
My spine is tingling
( My wife's crisis )
Such femininity
But spots are easily seen

( chorus 2 )
Birth control yes it rules
But without me you're over due ( you're over )
Your menstruating ****
It will bleed a day or two

It is my wife's crisis
It is my wife's crisis

Take a decisive stance
Tampon or the Kotex?
Something you don't mention
Payback's a f***ing b!tch
A little medicine
A creature of habit
A lot of discipline
Don't ask opinions!

Hints of maturity
Holding blunt instrument
( My wife's crisis )
I'm mired in helplessness
And helpless for all her needs

Birth control yes it rules
But without me you're over due ( you're over )
Your menstruating ****
It will bleed a day or two

Men!, Men!, Men!, Men!

It is my wife's crisis......
It is my wife's crisis......

( repeat choruses 1 and 2 3.5 times for outro )
Even my wife laughed at this ( after she smacked me for making it ).

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Stephen aka Step-chan - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
While I have heard some Faith no more songs, I haven't heard this one. It's an interesting theme. I left a message on the thread we started.
Red Ant - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-Chan. This is track 3 off of Angel Dust CD ( 1992 release ) and is probably the most " conventional " song on the entire CD. The rest of it ( excluding the instrumental " Midnight Cowboy ) is pretty out there. PS- I responded as well.
Scrawny Johnny - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll vote on this song whenever I finally hear it. I've been looking for FNM stuff since I bought that tape two weeks ago, but no luck. Someday, though...
Rick C - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS
Red Ant - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks SJ and Rick C. Very few people here KTOS. Atleast you left comments which are more important anyway.
Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
This is Red Ant's wife. This is funny but when he told me what those 4 **** were I slapped him again. I give him a 545.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Bwahahaha... too true. But also maybe too close for my idea for this song, have to think about that.
Adagio - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS
Crazy Gary - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Again a great concept - and ur picking great songs too- 2 many people pick lame ones

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