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Song Parodies -> "Jeremy (Misheard Lyrics Version)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Jeremy (Misheard Lyrics Version)"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Based partially on the "Jeremy" misheard lyrics.
Drawin' pitchers
Of hounds and dogs
With hymen tar
Livin' near the sun
Palms... raised in a fee
A dead leg, in pools of Provolone

Not easy to give detention
Oh, to defrag that, money didn't pay.....
Came down on me and licked it
Oh ruined his girl..

Jeremy's smokin', grass today.......
Jeremy's smokin', crack today.......

Queerly eyed a member
Pickin' up the boy
Seemed a homeless, little fun
Ohhh, but William leased the lion
Nastiest teeth and bit the decent ladies' breast
How can I f*** it?

Annie hit me with a surprise.. left
My dog left hurtin', mmm try Taco Bell
Dislike today...
Oh, Like the day I hurled....

Not able to give infection, no
And the moy was something that money wouldn't way...
Came down on me, the wicker
Oh, ruin the whirl

Jeremy's pokin', cats today......
Jeremy's smokin', lasts a day......
Jeremy's spoken, yesterday........

Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo

Try to look at this
(Die) to the captains
(Dry) to erase me
(Try) to a race this
From the bad whore.................

Jeremy spoke and passed away......
Jeremy spoke and raised the dead......
Terribly spoken, spoken
Terribly spoken, spoken...
Tell him he's broke and, that's the way......

Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
(spoken, spoken, spoken, spoken)

(Spoken, spoken)
(Strokin', strokin')
Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi

Uh-huh (till fade out)
[and other random wails where real lyrics might be]

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 17

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   13

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Rick C - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not sure what this was about but, it was poetic. 555
alvin rhodes - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
instant surrealism...just add misheard lyrics, mix well, decant...5s
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
555. One of two parodies that gave me a good laugh(The other one is McAurthor's Farts). =)
Red Ant - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick, Alivn and Step-chan.

Rick, it was about 40% misheard lyrics and 60% "parody" (one of randomness). If you want to make your own misheard lyrics parody, dig into the archives. For lines that aren't misheard, just add in some other noise source like a TV, turn down the volume on the CD player and perhaps use earplugs. It helps to not know TOS by heart either.
Olvan The Terrible - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
BWAH HA HA! I must bite my tongue to keep myself from laughing uproariously because I'm reading this on a computer at school. And I must give you extra points for using the "drawing pictures of hounds and dogs" line, because I was the one who submitted it to many years ago.
Red Ant - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious Olvan, thanks for helping me write part of the parody, that line did sound like what he was singing. The "mmm try Taco Bell" line, "...Prolovone" and "Jeremy's pokin, cats today" were my personal favorites on this one.
Billy Boyd - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Weird and funny stuff....all 5's.
ChuckyG - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
There's been a few other misheard parodies, and to be honest, I've never understood why there haven't been more. The misheard lyrics archive here is huge and there must be more items ripe for the plucking (don't mishear that last word)
Red Ant - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Billy Boyd and ChuckyG (ChuckyG?! wow!). You are correct, there are several other songs in the archives not yet plucked to make a parody. I've done I think 6 now from here and there are still quite a few more that are available, for a while .;-)

PS: Any lines that you can't "force" yourself to mishear, simply find the most non-sensical and funniest rhyme substitutions you can.
anderson"parody man" araujo - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG, !!!!Omg!!!!! ............ this is flawless. favorite line "ummm, try taco bell" too funny to read, I almost choke with my own tongue while laughing. 5's
Red Ant - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks "parody man", look foward to your next one.
AIC Fan - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
AWESOME! 1-10 I RATE 10!
Felix - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha, I like Pearl Jam, but that was funny, Jeremy's pokin cats today... funny as hell
Red Ant - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AIC Fan and Felix.
tammy - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
dude that was GOLD!!!!! you gotta do more
Red Ant - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Tammy. I've done an album of misheard parodies.
Adam - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
for a second i thought these were the actual lyrics, but as i heard the song something didnt seem right. i was going to reem you a new one but then i saw the voting thing... why did you put me through all this hell? then sing about me?
Red Ant - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Adam, and 'all apologies'. I'm just glad Jeremy hasn't stopped by yet: my cat is afraid.
Crazy Gary - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
good idea to change the main line up
Matthias - March 23, 2013 - Report this comment
LOVE the original song, probably one of favorite Pearl Jam tunes but it is hard to understand what exactly he's saying... Well done translating this.
Agrimorfee - April 03, 2013 - Report this comment
It feels rather quaint to read comments of 8 years ago from people grasping the concept of "misheard lyrics". You were obviously a man ahead of his time. 555 for taking the time to point out every hoo hoo and gr
Max Power - April 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Well ahead of the curb for its time.
bobpiecheese - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Another classic Red Ant misheard lyrics parody, Extra kudos for bothering to transcribing all of the yelping. 555!
Glen S - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm a huge fan of these kinds of parodies. I'm very happy the tournament gave this one some more attention. Great work Red. TMGLTM
Blaydeman - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You are great with this style of parody. I like the randomness, but I also like when there's a story to follow. Still very funny!
Abbott Skelding - April 09, 2013 - Report this comment
Excellent job! I feel that with Eddie Veddar's voice, he could probably sing all of these words in concert and no one would know the difference. Great job! (Terribly Spoken would be a could secondary title for this)

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