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Song Parodies -> "Zero Sense Parody: WTH was Kurt Singing?"

Original Song Title:

"Mexican Seafood"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Zero Sense Parody: WTH was Kurt Singing?"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

This is track #11 on the Incesticide CD. This makes zero sense and is roughly what I heard the first time I played this song.
(intro)

Ugh!, My bitchy face, it isn't evil [what?]
to, a thousand dreams, and then retaining
tooth, a fungus small, is by a tracks
All, insomnia, it doesn't make sense

Only her tonight, hurts when I pay
Only her tonight, thats what I see

Now!, I'm coming down, with gonorrhea
Yon, a giant floor, I come to pieces
You, a dirty whore, pull up the Audi
Das!, a thinnin' blood, we come to shout her,
mess

Only hurts tonight, its unclean
Only her tonight, thats when I see

(solo)

Go!, into undead, which does incests us
Ice, and bugsy flees, I'm pukin' mucus
Take, the gasoline, Lieutenant Virgus
Stop, the kiss and burns, and Texas Sherpas,
flesh

Mmmm...
Mmmm...
Mmmm......

copyright 2005+ Red Ant. Now, downloaded lyrics should answer my title question, right? Well, which set is correct, these disgusting lyrics (read at your own risk), or these slightly less disgusting lyrics?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
surreal..5s
RIck C - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Hee Hee Huh??? 555
Agrimorfee - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Somewhere in heaven, Kurt is laughing at all of us. DKTOS, but 555.
Stephen aka Step-chan - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
The lyrics from lyricsondemand are the right ones because those are the lyrics from his journels(although I think he started singing a couple of different words by the time he recorded this song in the studio demo). I actually like the song and have made two parodies myself(one you've read, the other one on whatfreaks I don't know if you have. The one on whatfreaks I wrote within five minutes, so the pacing is definetly off). 5s, dude, 5s.
Red Ant - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, Rick, Agrimorfee and Step-chan. I thought the first set of lyrics were correct as you said the word "tonight" wasn't one of the lyrics.
Max Power - August 23, 2013 - Report this comment
I think Kurt was high when he wrote the original song. You captured the spirit perfectly well, I can even smell it and it smelled kind of underaged...*gets arrested by the feds*
Blaydeman - August 23, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) So many parodies have been dedicated to this idea of this song, but yours still manages to stand out. Good work. It indeed makes zero sense.
Abbott Skelding - August 25, 2013 - Report this comment
I love parodies that are "what I heard the first time I heard this song" type spoofs. You seemed to actually get some of the lines correct to what Kurt was singing, so points for your deciphering skills. Nice work!
Matthias - August 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Another one of your usual, I have no idea what the singer is saying songs. Not bad but nothing too exciting this time around.

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