I get up around seven
Take afew shot before nine
But I don't worry about nothing no
'cause dead people have all the .....time

Sermon usually starts around seven
Funeral ends at nine
Then I get home about eleven
Taking a drink and getting by

(chorus 1)
We're all meeting with
Mr. Tombstone
Grim Reaper's calling he won't leave us alone
No, No, No, he won't leave us alone

(chorus 2)
I used to use a little but a little wouldn't do it
So the little got more and more
I kept trying to embalm a little better
Say a little better than before
I used to use a little but a little wouldn't do it
So the little got more and more
I kept trying to embalm a little better
Say a little better than before

(repeat chorus 1)

( no solo...just silence )

Now I get up around whenever
Dawn of the Dead all time
That old man is going to meet his maker
Now that he has finally died

(repeat chorus 2)
(repeat chorus 1)

Stuck him six feet under
And now all the bugs will plunder
Used to drive me outta my mind
I should have known better but they can't be any deader
I say I, I leave this job resigned....Later