-> "(My Cat) Where Does He Sleep At Night?"
Original Song Title:
"Where Did You Sleep Last Night" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"(My Cat) Where Does He Sleep At Night?"
My cat - my cat
He hides from me
Wonder where - does he sleep - at night?
I will find - where he hides
But this one - is really sly
Is he smarter - than me or you
"Here cat" - "here cat"
Where did he go?
I'm guessing - where it's warm - not cold
In the dryer? He'd catch fire!
He is dumb - but not this time
I am searching - the whole - house through
I bet - he's found a dark corner... and
Dreams about... cat nip - and beer!
Lis-ten - for sounds - not a purring... near
Damn you kitty!.... where are you now?
My cat - my cat
He hides and sleeps
Wonder where - could he be - tonight
I check high - I don't find
Where he's gone.... I rack my mind
Still I'm searching - the whole - house through
[break from looking for a black cat in the dark]
my cat, my cat
where did... you go?
i'm looking... then I see - eyes glow!
closed his eyes - out of sight
(this is dumb - what I then tried)
I yelled "kitty" - the fur - ball flew!
NICE CAT - NICE CAT!
HE'S BITE....ING ME!
CLAWED ME *THERE* - blood it seeps - oh shite!
It's a fight - it's a FIGHT!
(when I'm done... he'll have 8 lives!)
'cause he's hissing - and holds - my jewels!...,
OW CAT! - DAMNED CAT!
YOU WILL... LET GO!
He's GOING - for my pole - oh no!
GOT MY GUYS! - MY PRIZE!
THAT BLOOD! - IS MINE!
I SHOULD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!.........
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