Song Parodies -> Dumb Whore ( Paris Hilton bash )

Original Song Title:	"Freebird"
Original Performer:	Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:	"Dumb Whore ( Paris Hilton bash )"
Parody Written by:	Red Ant

Paris Hilton is rich, and has no other worthy attributes ( IMO ). Now on to the bush, err I mean bash! PS- I have this live on one of LS's CD's, so I'm not sure if this is how TOS went exactly ( the crowd sang it ) and I downloaded the lyrics and melded the two together. PSS- Would never contemplate suicide for PH, the remote control gets the job done quite nicely. :)

(intro)

Please die for us tomorrow
Help us cleanse our memories
The phrase "That's Hot" has gotten old, now
Atleast you have helped make these parodies
But, if I have to hear from you, slut
Might start losing my own brain
'Cause you're as dumb as whore now
And this whore we can not change
And this whore we can not change
And this whore we can not change
I know, you won't change

( instruMENTAL)

Die, die, Paris you suck at acting
Sex in darkness the film is strange
But please stop acting so badly
We all know you're so lame
But, if I see you again slut
Might start slicing up my veins
'Cause you're as dumb as a whore now
And this whore we'll never change
And this whore we can not change
Damn this whore you can not change
Damn this whore you can not change
I know, you're c*** change
We all know, you can't change

Oh, you c*** change
Oh, die die, you dumb whore
( outro )

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Agrimorfee - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Oh come on, Red...Paris has got TWO nice attributes...not outstanding, but as the old philosopher once stated: "Any more than an inch goes to waste!"

Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Yes, Paris has two nice attributes: The Off button for the TV and the recycling bin for the newspaper articles about her. I have this fantasy that, one day, Paris will insure her permanent placement in the New York Post by succeeding Cindy Adams as the deliverer, not the producer, of gossip. She's already got the little dog for it, though I don't think Cindy has ever made "home movies." Considering her husband was Joey Adams, I'm hoping not! I don't like Paris in the springtime, or any other time! I kinda like Nicole Richie, though.

Red Ant - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Agrimforee and Michael P for the comments. Agrim, I'm assuming you are talking about her chest, and, nevermind, don't want to go there. Michael P, those are YOUR options not HER attributes, but I agree with you both, the two attributes she has is money and easy to make parodies of. :)

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah, any more than inch goes to her waist!
LOL on the parody, Red Ant.

Red Ant - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Jake. Probably could have come up with more rhymes with change but given how this song is sang I didn't want to CHANGE too much of it. :)

Dominic L. - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but nice parody! It was pretty funny. As you might have seen in some of my parodies, "Paris Hilton" has been commenting on my parodies. That would be my stepsister, who is also getting old. I wish she would stop copying PH so!

Red Ant - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Dominic-yeah, I noticed "PH" on some of your works.

Scrawny Johnny - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Paris Hilton is ugly. I don't find her attractive at all. Here are some naturally attractive females that don't act like sluts:

1. Jessica Alba
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Natalie Portman
4. Amy Smart
5. Amy Jo Johnson

Red Ant - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Scrawny Johnny, and I agree with that 100%. Oh, which reminds me, I need to get crackin on my next Paris bash, I've had the idea in my head for a month now and also finally have TOS.

Paris Hilton Fan - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment

This song sucks. If it was actually funny I would sayt hat but it's not. It is also not original. Now that we're done with your song it's time to talk about Paris Hilton. She is hot and I really want her to touch me. I don't care if I get aids. One day in bed with her is to die for. I just love her she is so sexy with her long hair and very sexy body.

Red Ant - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment

PH fan, I love it when I'm told my stuff sucks, is not funny and is unorginal. It gives me warm fuzzies all over. You don't care if you get aids? I'm at a loss for words....

Agrimorfee - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment

(slammin hollywood) Follows the spirit of this contest more than any other...but might it be too harsh?

bobpiecheese - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment

(slammin hollywood) Hey, Agri? My thoughts exactly. I think only two parodies in the contest actually involve hating the actor (this one and mine, at the very end). This one does go a bit overboard...although I'm not familiar with anything Paris Hilton related.

Matthias - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment

(Slam It Hollywood) Wow..... She's an actress? I only know about that one video that she was in....

Stuart McArthur - May 21, 2006 - Report this comment

(slammin Hollywood) - yes I agree with Matthias - and her catchcry from that video that relegates "That's Hot" (what a dumb expression) to second place is her pathetic whiny "Eewwwwwwwwwww"s - South Park went too soft on her, Red - 555

Red Ant - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Agrimorfee, bobpie, Matthias and Stu.

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Song Parodies -> Dumb Whore ( Paris Hilton bash )

"Freebird"

Lynyrd Skynyrd

"Dumb Whore ( Paris Hilton bash )"

Red Ant

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