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Song Parodies -> "Might Hurl"

Original Song Title:

"My World"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Might Hurl"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? MIDI here, Lyrics here, reply #5. I'm getting a bit sick of this CD now, hence the title.
[40 second intro]

This music's lousy, it's in my head
Should have listened to what reviews read

I might hurl now
I might hurl now
I might hurl...
I might hurl...
[dry heaving sound]

Hetfield, what's this playing in my room?
Sounds like dogs barking at the moon
Muddy sound and your lyrics light...
Don't wanna hear these tracks anymore tonight

I might hurl,
I can't help it
I might hurl, I might hurl
I might hurl,
I can't help it
I might hurl, I might hurl
I might hurl,
I can't help it
I might hurl, I might hurl
I might hurl, somethin'


Feelin' sick, feelin' sick
Yes I'm feelin' sick, really sick
Earplugs now!

[mumbles something]

Damning Lars 'cause my head it aches
Lay off the snare for goodness sakes

That snare's tight wow
That snare's tight wow
It's too tight...
Yeah, it's too tight...

Verbal diahrrea your world sucks
Might, want to make me blow my lunch
This music's lousy, poundin' in my head...
Should have listened to what reviews read

Ohh, I might hurl,
I can't help it
I might hurl, I might hurl
I might hurl,
I can't help it
I might hurl, I might hurl
I might hurl,
I can't help it
I might hurl, I might hurl
I might hurl, somethin'


I'm feelin' sick, feelin' sick
Yes I'm feelin' sick, really sick
Earplugs now!


Not only do I feel like vo-miting
I might even throw up my intest-ines!
Not only do I feel like vo-miting
I might even throw up my intest-ines!

Barf.. my meals, how St. Anger grates on me
Barf.. my meals, how St. Anger grates on me
(St. Anger grates on me)
Barf.. my meals, how St. Anger grates on me
(St. Anger grates on me)
Barf.. my meals, how St. Anger grates on me
(oh barf and barf and barf,
how St. Anger grates on me)


Not only do I feel like vo-miting
I might even throw up my intest-ines!
Not only do I feel like vo-miting
I might even throw up my intest-ines!

Headache!

poundin' head, poundin' head,
poundin' head, get this out my head
Turn it off!


Up comes my lunch
I'm spewing chunks
Content expunge
Enough's enough!
Up came my lunch
I blew my chunks
Stomach's expunged
Enough's enough!
copyright 2005+ Red Ant Part 6 of my "St. Anguish" CD.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Stephen aka Step-chan - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
555, I don't think I could ever write a parody to any of the songs on this album, not enough patience. Very good parody.
Red Ant - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan, though aside from having to complete the lyrics I've downloaded it hasn't been that hard; most of the songs are really only about 2 minutes worth of lyrics copy/pasted into 5 to 8+ minute long songs. After this album is over I will not be using copy/paste again in a parody anymore.
Belle - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I hope you won't be using copy/paste in a parody anymore. The verses and choruses should be varied.
stuart mcarthur - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
you're on a Metallica quest I see, Red Ant. DKAOTS (except Ace of Spades?) - but 5s for your effort here
Rick C - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Clearly, I've got to expand my Metallica knowledge. DKTOS but, am voting 5s for a fun read.
Yet Another Dutchman - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Being the spoilsport again, today, I voted a 545... (If I vote 4 for funny it means I found it greatly funny, but let's not dwell on it). You know I love vomit-songs, I especially liked the line "I might even throw up my intestines." The 'enough's enough' outro was wayyyyyyy more creative than what Metallica did with it. And I think the [mumbling] bit in TOS were actually contributions from Beavis (ah, yeah) and Madonna (chiquitah!)
Red Ant - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Belle, Stu, Rick and Yet Another Dutchman.

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