Song Parodies -> Ugly Thong
| Original Song Title: | "Got Me Wrong" |
| Original Performer: | Alice in Chains |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ugly Thong" |
| Parody Written by: | Red Ant |
Peter Andersson gave me the idea for this which was okayed with the wife (after the parody was completed, hehe). The few words in the squiggly brackets { } are just for clarity as to what word is being sung.
[intro]
Yeah-ee-yeah
She goes away
Shoppin' at the store for something that's my wife
Oh-oo-oh
Special day
Seems her sexuality will play
As of now I... think she's got me long
But unsure I... won-der what she's bought..
My-ee-I {My}
Woman knows
Flesh bare hosiery it makes me glow
Fee-eel
(of) My disdain
When she opens what she thought was cute
Oh my gosh ahh... that's an ugly.. thong!
It hides nothin'... looks like dental,
Flaw....aw-aw....oss....! {floss}
I never felt my message was crossed....
Maw.....aw-aw....auve....? {mauve}
Fashion sense has been all but shot...
And she asks while sobbin'.......
Just what did ya have in mind?
Blu-ue-ue
Lingerie
Sleeveless, soft and cotton with white lace
Bay-ee-abe {babe}
That would please
Then she turned and then said to me
Why the hell'd I... buy this ugly.. thong?
I don't know but... think that gamble,
Law....aw-aw....ost.... {lost}
"But it did come with the matching bra...
Maw.....aw-aw....auve...." {mauve}
Fashion sense has been all but shot...
Saw....aw-aw....obs.... {sobs}
And I felt like a dirty dog...
Hun....un....un..... {hun, short for honey}
If it fits you we'll still make love..
Hap-py ev-er after.......
We'll just do it with no light!
[audience cheering at that thought!]
Yeah-ee-yeah
She goes away
Shoppin' at the store for something that's my wife
Oh-oo-oh
Special day
Seems her sexuality will play
As of now I... think she's got me long
But unsure I... won-der what she's bought..
My-ee-I {My}
Woman knows
Flesh bare hosiery it makes me glow
Fee-eel
(of) My disdain
When she opens what she thought was cute
Oh my gosh ahh... that's an ugly.. thong!
It hides nothin'... looks like dental,
Flaw....aw-aw....oss....! {floss}
I never felt my message was crossed....
Maw.....aw-aw....auve....? {mauve}
Fashion sense has been all but shot...
And she asks while sobbin'.......
Just what did ya have in mind?
Blu-ue-ue
Lingerie
Sleeveless, soft and cotton with white lace
Bay-ee-abe {babe}
That would please
Then she turned and then said to me
Why the hell'd I... buy this ugly.. thong?
I don't know but... think that gamble,
Law....aw-aw....ost.... {lost}
"But it did come with the matching bra...
Maw.....aw-aw....auve...." {mauve}
Fashion sense has been all but shot...
Saw....aw-aw....obs.... {sobs}
And I felt like a dirty dog...
Hun....un....un..... {hun, short for honey}
If it fits you we'll still make love..
Hap-py ev-er after.......
We'll just do it with no light!
[audience cheering at that thought!]
copyright 2005+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher
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ugly thong, but a lovely song
Dental floss? Funny write. 555
"It hides nothin'... looks like dental," --Can't be that ugly if it don't hide much =) Well done!
DKTOS, so no vote right now, which album is this song on? =)
Stephen: It's from the five song mini-album "Sap" (Picture to the right, at least for now).
Red Ant: Mauve! Yep, that would be an ugly thong, god thing it's main purpose is to come off. BTW: Are you familiar with the original Star Wars's Princess Leia's golden bikini (or maybe you've seen the episod of friends where it's an issue)? That's what my generation consider hot underwear!
Red Ant: Mauve! Yep, that would be an ugly thong, god thing it's main purpose is to come off. BTW: Are you familiar with the original Star Wars's Princess Leia's golden bikini (or maybe you've seen the episod of friends where it's an issue)? That's what my generation consider hot underwear!
BTW (again): Check the Google ads, I think this parody has drawn some ads that we all (or is it just me) really would like to click for once. Good job there Jack, not only a good parody, it'll help Chucky out with maintaining the site too! :-)
Thanks Alvin, Rick C, Jeff, Step-chan, and Peter.
Thank you, Peter! =) Sap, cool.
I'll have to find the CD, since musicgalore wouldn't let me play it(the site had the song), so I'll get back to this one as soon as possible. =)
Peter, I vaguely remember that thong. As for the Google ads, I saw them that day, they have changed though.
Step-chan, you might have better luck finding "Unplugged", I like that version slighty better anyway and while this paces to both, it was written to the Unplugged version.
Step-chan, you might have better luck finding "Unplugged", I like that version slighty better anyway and while this paces to both, it was written to the Unplugged version.
I actually found the Sap CD(at a used CD store), the OS is a pretty cool song. 555, I trust your pacing on this song(as AIC songs are usually fairly hard, I was pretty curious to what the song sounded like), I think I've only seen the Unplugged one once or twice for sale, but not as of lately.
Thanks Step-chan.
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