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Song Parodies -> "Ugly Thong"

Original Song Title:

"Got Me Wrong"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Ugly Thong"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Peter Andersson gave me the idea for this which was okayed with the wife (after the parody was completed, hehe). The few words in the squiggly brackets { } are just for clarity as to what word is being sung.
[intro]

Yeah-ee-yeah
She goes away
Shoppin' at the store for something that's my wife
Oh-oo-oh
Special day
Seems her sexuality will play

As of now I... think she's got me long

But unsure I... won-der what she's bought..


My-ee-I {My}
Woman knows
Flesh bare hosiery it makes me glow
Fee-eel
(of) My disdain
When she opens what she thought was cute

Oh my gosh ahh... that's an ugly.. thong!

It hides nothin'... looks like dental,
Flaw....aw-aw....oss....! {floss}
I never felt my message was crossed....
Maw.....aw-aw....auve....? {mauve}
Fashion sense has been all but shot...
And she asks while sobbin'.......
Just what did ya have in mind?


Blu-ue-ue
Lingerie
Sleeveless, soft and cotton with white lace
Bay-ee-abe {babe}
That would please
Then she turned and then said to me

Why the hell'd I... buy this ugly.. thong?

I don't know but... think that gamble,
Law....aw-aw....ost.... {lost}
"But it did come with the matching bra...
Maw.....aw-aw....auve...." {mauve}
Fashion sense has been all but shot...
Saw....aw-aw....obs.... {sobs}
And I felt like a dirty dog...
Hun....un....un..... {hun, short for honey}
If it fits you we'll still make love..
Hap-py ev-er after.......
We'll just do it with no light!

[audience cheering at that thought!]
copyright 2005+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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alvin rhodes - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
ugly thong, but a lovely song
Rick C - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Dental floss? Funny write. 555
Jeff Reuben - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
"It hides nothin'... looks like dental," --Can't be that ugly if it don't hide much =) Well done!
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so no vote right now, which album is this song on? =)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Stephen: It's from the five song mini-album "Sap" (Picture to the right, at least for now).

Red Ant: Mauve! Yep, that would be an ugly thong, god thing it's main purpose is to come off. BTW: Are you familiar with the original Star Wars's Princess Leia's golden bikini (or maybe you've seen the episod of friends where it's an issue)? That's what my generation consider hot underwear!
Peter Andersson - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
BTW (again): Check the Google ads, I think this parody has drawn some ads that we all (or is it just me) really would like to click for once. Good job there Jack, not only a good parody, it'll help Chucky out with maintaining the site too! :-)
Red Ant - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, Rick C, Jeff, Step-chan, and Peter.
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Peter! =) Sap, cool.
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll have to find the CD, since musicgalore wouldn't let me play it(the site had the song), so I'll get back to this one as soon as possible. =)
Red Ant - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Peter, I vaguely remember that thong. As for the Google ads, I saw them that day, they have changed though.

Step-chan, you might have better luck finding "Unplugged", I like that version slighty better anyway and while this paces to both, it was written to the Unplugged version.
Stephen aka Step-chan - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I actually found the Sap CD(at a used CD store), the OS is a pretty cool song. 555, I trust your pacing on this song(as AIC songs are usually fairly hard, I was pretty curious to what the song sounded like), I think I've only seen the Unplugged one once or twice for sale, but not as of lately.
Red Ant - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan.
Guy - October 24, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC05UV

Ant - "mauvealous", simply "mauvealous" for a thong song. Sadly, I missed the thong ads. Yeah - good idea keeping the lights off. I enjoyed the read. Well done.
Mark Scotti - November 03, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC05UV - Really funny write!!! I tried the thong thing in: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/barrymanilow99.shtml
Agrimorfee - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
As is well known, you are the AIC -pro of Amiright...and this is no exception. Great subs on the Loooonnng words and "flesh-bare hosiery makes it glow".
NorCALcougaress - November 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'ANT Rouge, I'll be so happy when guys give up there 'thongs' for a snappy pair oBoots ! ! . . .. You Gents just don't have a clue about how UNsexy shleppy thongs & bare feet are . . .
Leo Keough - November 14, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC(5)_U/V Can't go wrong with a strong thong song!!!...555!!!
bobpiecheese - November 14, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Kudos for drawing out the words that were drawn out in the OS. Interesting topic choice, and the solution to the ugly thong problem was...intriguing (let's hope you don't put something in the wrong hole). 555!
Stuart McArthur - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) actually, I've always liked mauve thongs, Jack, and blue ones - oh and red, green, orange, lilac, chartreuse, tartan, turquoise, violet, sienna and cerise ones - not those lavender ones though - they make me puke. Actually Thong Sung Blue's not a bad idea. Well done, as you gradually exhaust the Alice in Chains body of work - 555
Matthias - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Doesn't matter to me because after a few minutes it will be laying on the floor next to my bed... Heh, heh... Did I say that out loud?
Melanie Lee - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) I like your description of the blue cotton lingerie! I would hate to give myself a thong wedgie, but I happen to like mauve! Oh, well. Nice story with some good laughs. 555!
Below Average Dave - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh my, kind of a dirty little ditty--fun though. . .um, yeah that about sums it up

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