Song Parodies -> (Fred Durst) Sucks

Original Song Title:	"Faith"
Original Performer:	Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:	"(Fred Durst) Sucks"
Parody Written by:	Red Ant

Limp Bizkit is possibly the worst band ever and should never be allowed to touch classic rock songs. The CAPS are to approximate how annoying and loud Durst gets in the chorus.

(intro)

Well it really would be nice
If you took singing lessons
And extra practice sessions
Before you made a CD-e-e

And you oughta think twice
Before you cover a good song
And get it very very wrong
Like when you did The Who-o-o

Oh, and your so-called talent
Is not respected
Kinda like Vanilla Ice but worse..

When I hear your sound..
Lunch is ejected
You're a fake, a total hoser
Yes I'm, talkin' 'bout Fred Durst!

And he really just SUCKS!
REALLY JUST SUCKS..!
TOTALLY SUCKS...!
WIMP BISCUIT SUCKS...!

Day-umn,
You put nu-metal on the map
Too bad you really suck at rap
Fred Durst you're a hosebag douche..
Day-umn,
You swear every word you say
And we all wish you'd go away
As phony as a 3 dollar bill you slaughter good tunes

And all you touch it,
Becomes a sh!tfest
You shouldn't be allowed to sing no more..

Well then what comes now..?
I think you've guessed it
You're a fake, a total poser
Fred Durst, the media whore!

He really just SUCKS!
REALLY JUST SUCKS..!
TOTALLY SUCKS...!
WIMP BISCUIT SUCKS...!

INSERT F-WORD!

[scream this next part as loud and off-key as possible
overtop a ridiculous amount of turntable scratches]

HE REALLY JUST SUCKS! (x4)

SUCKS!

SUCKS....!

(heavy breathing, incomprehensible mumbling sounds)

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Hitman Feline X - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Nice work bashing Fred. 5-5-5.

Larry Hensley - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Really hilarious parody. 555

Johnny D - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment

The parody's structure is cleverly designed to emphasize the author's angst. Well done.

fReD dUrSt - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment

WELL, I'M SICK OF YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alvin rhodes - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment

durst rhymes with worst

Adagio - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment

funniest to me..."[scream this next part as loud and off-key as possible overtop a ridiculous amount of turntable scratches]", otherwise I don't know the song, just the pacing. : )

Red Ant - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks HFX, Larry, Johnny D, Fred Durst, Alvin and Pat.

Cat - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Fortunately for me, I only know George Michael's original. But being that I've had the extreme displeasure of listening to some of Bizkit's originals, I can only imagine how horrendous this cover would be. *shudder*

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment

What Cat said, word by word!

Tempest Summers - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment

A bit angry, but this is a very sincere and well-crafted parody. I agree with you, especially because Fred also covered "Bittersweet Symphony" by The Verve last year. It permanently scarred me. I voted 545. The "insert-f-word" routine of Fred's, however, is no laughing matter. It's not Tourette's syndrome, it's just that his vocabulary can only contain exactly one hundred words, and he can't learn new ones: the first one hundred he learned, he picked up from a bar parrot.

Dominic L. - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Um... wow... you hate him, don't you? I don't know this song (Fortunately, I'm guessing).. but it's funny. I like the ejecting lunch line and the line about Vanilla Ice.

Red Ant - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Cat, Peter, Tempest and Dominic. Tempestt, I haven't heard their cover of Bittersweet Symphony, I'm sure it is awful though. Dominic, this was the first big song from LB: A horrible cover version of a poppy George Michael song is not the way I'd want to start a career. It pretty much went downhill from there.

Huff - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment

I'd have to disagree with all of you. I happen to like a few of Limp's songs. The cover on Behind Blue Eyes was excellent. He really showed some talent with singing on that one. Nookie is one of my favorite songs ever done. Rollin' is very well known (due to it's run on WWE with the Undertaker.) Break Stuff is pretty good. The only thing I can agree with you on this one, Red, is his seemingly compulsive habit of using the F word. But, even with my opinion stated here, I have to say it was pretty hilarious. It's all very true, save for the singing. Oh and one last thing, it was KoRn, not Limp Bizkit, who put Nu Metal on the map. KoRn is even hailed as the inventor of the style. So just setting you straight there before I give you 555. :-)

Red Ant - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Huff, and you are correct on KoRn, though FNM's "Epic" (1989) was a good 5 years before either band. I happened to think the cover of Behind Blue Eyes was going pretty good until the 'L-I-M-P discover' part.

Tom - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment

wow... you realy need to find your calling, cause it sure aint writing buddy.

Dreamixx - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment

Ha! This is totally awesome! Red Ant right on, dude. I couldn't agree with you more. He seriously needs to get a tape recorder and blast it in his ears before he goes to bed before recording anymore CDs. Thank god it's the end of that era. Anyway Red Ant, nicely done! Hopefully Fred hears this and stops making songs knowing how many people in this world hate him. Keep on rocking Red Ant, Dude!

Red Ant - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Dreamixx, though I think Fred strives on irritating people with his "music".

Tom: Try to construct a sentence with less than five grammar errors before you talk about my writing skills.

Dreamixx - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Yeah, your right about that. I doubt he'll stop making music. Even when Limp Bizkit are dead and buried. He'll still be there in his mirror trying to act like a tough dude. Anyway for replying, you truely rock!

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Song Parodies -> (Fred Durst) Sucks

"Faith"

Limp Bizkit

"(Fred Durst) Sucks"

Red Ant

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