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Song Parodies -> "Dicken, My Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking The Law"

Original Performer:

Judas Priest

Parody Song Title:

"Dicken, My Dog"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

I am a dog lover. I especially love dogs with cool names.
I love dogs I want a puppy
I went to the pound
One was cute, his name was Luppy
And I saw him clown around
Took him home he loved it there
But that name's not right
So I began calling him
By a name my neighbors like!

Dicken, the dog - Dicken, the dog! (x4)

He's jet black so hard to see him
When it's after dark
Once lost, a girl helped me find him
Us, Dicken in the park!....
I went home to my wife
(she) Smelled that girl's perfume
Now my life is living hell
I really screwed the pooch!

Live with my dog - Dicken, my dog! (x4)


Ah, a day in the life....


Live with my dog - Dicken, my dog! (x8)
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 14

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Unlike "Dixon Nuts" this time I got the worldplay on first read/listen. Also I take it Dicken is a sheep dog... ;-)

BTW: For a while back in the 80s TOS was a favorite of mine, quite the heavy metal anthem, especially since the term heavy metal was coined by a Kerrang reporter reviewing the album it's taken from.
Adagio - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS. I guess you think Pinky is a cool name?
Stephen Harrington - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, a twisted parody, very good.
Jeff Reuben - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! That's so wrong =)
Phil Alexander - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Impressive that you managed to fit so much plot into such a short song...
Peter - I always thought "heavy metal" as a term was first used in "Born to be Wild". Just as long as the reporter in Kerrang wasn't Phil Alexander (who's still there, scarily enough)
Rick C - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
"Once lost, a girl helped me find him Us, Dicken in the park!...." You rascal, that cracked me up! 555
MrMacphisto - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO! This is one of your best, Red....
Larry Hensley - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Also DKTOS, but 555
Stuart McArthur - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
warped and twisted in a very clever way, Jack - to entertain him, do you ever give Dicken balls? - 555
Red Ant - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter, Pat, Step-chan, Jeff, Phil, Rick, MrMac, Larry and Stu.

Peter: I wasn't into metal at the time this song came out, and I think B&B may have been my first exposure to it.

Jeff: Yeah, but it was good. Wrong is my grandmother having a dog named Dammit, and she did scream out his name in front of the neighbors on occasion. True story.

Phil: I was tempted to add another verse to fit more Dicken in, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

Stu: Dicken always manages to find his own balls to play with.
Stuart McArthur - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL - (clever Dicken)
Matthias - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't want to know about your dog Dicken, I wouldn't mind seeing her puppies though. Woof!
Agrimorfee - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yikes but this was a short tune to work with. Your post above reminds me how Bill Cosby said how, when he was younger, he thought his brother's name was Dammit and he was named Jesus Christ! :))
Rex - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good job with a short song.
bobpiecheese - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Kinda short, and apart from the inherent hilarity of calling a dog Dicken, it didn't make me laugh much. It's probably the shortness of the OS. Ah well.
Below Average Dave - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Somehow I thought this song had more to it, hmm. . .It was strangely a cute parody, funny idea, well written. Damn this Judas Priest song really is simple--especially for them.

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