-> "(The Things That Are) Annoying To Me"
Original Song Title:
"She's Always A Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"(The Things That Are) Annoying To Me"
The Lyrics
[intro]
Telemarketing calls,
During my dinnertime...
Televangelists' 'faith',
And of course those damn mimes!
Sound of rubber that's peeled,
While I'm trying to sleep
(And) The whine of a child,
Well these things are annoyin' - to me
To get s*** on by doves,
Anything made from tofu!
When you ask for the truth,
Some continue to snow you
There's the 'flavor' of liver,
Last sheet of TP
And the stain from a beet,
Well these things are annoyin' - to me
No!....,
No more litterbox smell!...
No more reading small fonts!
No more standing in lines!...
NO!.....,
When the cable goes out...
Poison ivy rashed skin...
When it rains through the night...
When I hear someone snore,
When we start tourist season
When a paper edge cuts you,
Blow snot while you're sneezin'!
When I cram for a test,
And the grade is a D
When I'm told 'go to hell',
Well these things are annoyin' - to me
[humming part, but if that's annoying skip it]
No!....
No more dust on the shelves!...
No more airing re-runs!...
Dumb dogs barking all night!...
NO!.....,
When the money goes out...
Faster than it comes in...
And that raise was denied...
When swimming I find,
There is piss in the pool
When I wake up from sleepin',
I'm covered in drool
When my day is predicted,
By ass-trology
If the stars were aligned,
They could see my behind!,
And that's always annoying - to me!
[humming outro]
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