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Song Parodies -> "Burn From Sun Rays"

Original Song Title:

"Fell On Black Days"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soundgarden

Parody Song Title:

"Burn From Sun Rays"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Being a redhead, I'm naturally pale as well. I cannot get a suntan as I burn more than tan. Either that or I'm part vampire ( or maybe part Mogwai ). I do not have any of the serious problems listed here. PS- Downloaded lyrics are VERY poor on TOS ( listened to CD to make this ).
Sun is shining I've seen it
Bring forth life
Radiation I've fought off
Sunscreen's my life
Just when every ray
Beamed to greet
Me for a while
Sunspots are aging
Are you doing fine?
Are you doing fine?

Cause I burn from,sun rays
I burn from,sun rays ( sun rays )

Melanoma no cure they're
Sickened now
And whomsoever I've cautioned
I warn you now
Searched my soul they* saved
And I can't stay out in the light
I'm only taking
Walks in the dark night
Walks in the dark night

Cause I burn from, sun rays
I burn from, sun rays

How could I know?
That this would be my fate
How could I know?
That this would be my fate

ooh, ooh, ooh

So that you wanted that tan good
Not worth my time
And what I've written will add years
Onto your lives
So don't you forget sunblock
That SPF twenty-five
Rays are for making
But you're dying, but you're dying
I sure would like a change
I sure would like a change
Yeah, sure would like, sure would like a change

I sure would like a change
Cause I burn from, sun rays
I burn from, sun rays ( sun rays )
How could I know?
That this would be my way
How could I know?
That it would be this way
Now that I know
Don't have to be this way
Now that you know
Don't have to be this way

I sure would like the rays
Note: Just a thought on over-exposing yourself to the sun to look better. * " they " being people who have died from skin cancer.

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Rick C - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I liked it. Where is everybody lately? 555
Red Ant - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know Rick C. Thanks for the vote.
Stephen aka Step-chan - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
555, I'm a blond myself, I get a good farmers tan(arms, legs), but other parts of body just burn. Good parody. =)
Red Ant - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan.
Scrawny Johnny - The Dirty Blond-y - November 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, that's my hair color - about the parody, I only know the chorus so I don't know the song well enough to vote. However, you receive a long overdue comment from me! I too receive a good farmer's tan, but my neck and back are like raw meat on a frying pan....I must bathe myself in a quart of sunscreen if I'm to survive an afternoon at the beach.
Red Ant - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks SJ. I need that SPF 2 Billion like was mentioned in Terminator 2.

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