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Song Parodies -> "Bush It"

Original Song Title:

"Push It"

Original Performer:

Salt-N-Pepa

Parody Song Title:

"Bush It"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

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The Bush administration decides they need a better image, and so they come up with the *brilliant* idea of doing an old-school rap...
{Dick Cheney}:

Ah, Bush it!
Ah, Bush it!

{George Bush}:

Oooh, Cheney, Cheney!
Crazy Cheney
Oooh, Cheney, Cheney!
C-c-crazy Cheney!

Wiretap this!

{Cheney}:

Ah, Bush it!
Ah, Bush it!
Ah, Bush it!
George, Bush it!

{George Bush}:

Get down with this!
(or you're)
A terrorist!

Now, Cheney!

{Together}:
Bush and Cheney's here!
B-b-b-b-b-b-bush and Cheney's here!
B-b-b-b-bush and Cheney's here!
Bush and Cheney, Bush and Cheney, Bush and Cheney's here!
Bush .... and Cheney's here!

{Condi Rice, aka DJ "Spin"derella}:

"Uh, wait the minute, Dick,
this dance ain't not fer everyone.
Only the chosen rednecks
So all you red-staters, get on out house an' dance
Dance fer God!"

{Together}:
Bush and Cheney's here, our ratings have went
We made some *small* mistakes
We're here to say - pull the Vice - off the President
{Cheney}: C'mon George, let us show the folks what we know
{Bush}: The US is number one: number two's in the bowl
{Cheney}: Just Bush it!

{Together}:
Ah, Bush it! - Bush is good
Ah, Bush it! - Dick is real good
Ah, Bush it! - Wish we could
All, Bush it! B-bullshit real good!


{Harry Whittington}:

"Hey... OW!"

{Cheney, under his breath}:

Got him good!

{Bush}: Oooh, Cheney, Cheney!
Crazy Cheney
Oooh, Cheney, Cheney!
C-c-crazy Cheney!

{Together}:

Bush it good!
Bullshit real good!
Ah, Bush it!

All, bullshit!

{Bush}:

So our economy's dropped
Good news! That means Lead China's fixed
Legislation's passed - there will be no more conflicts

{Cheney}:

Can't you hear my heart is pumpin' hard?

{Bush}:

"May God wish you wood. Don't push it"

{Cheney}: Pull it good?

{Together}:

BUSH it good!
Bush is real good!
Now whip it!
Wh-whip it real good!

~~spoken part not in the song~~

{Bush}: "Dick, do you think the youngsters will get that Devo referendum?"
{Cheney}: "It's a no brainer. I hope so, but if not, we'll waterboard 'em. . ."
{Bush}: "Dick, the microphone is still on."
{Cheney}: "Ooops."

~~end spoken part~~

{Together}: Get up on this! (x4)

{Bush}: Now, we have to be going

{Cheney, with a bad Ray Davies impression}:

"You got me so I don't know what I'm doing"

~~spoken part to fade out~~

{Bush}: "Dick, what the heck was that? You sounded awful."
{Cheney}: "That was my impersonation of Ray Davies
getting waterboarded. Lola was MY girl, dammit!"
{Bush}: ". . . I didn't need to know that, Dick. As the president,
there's a lot of things I don't need to know, but. . .
did we ever waterboard that David Lee Goth fellow?
{Cheney}: "Yes. Twice."
{Bush}: "Good. I never liked that Van Helsing movie."

~~The End~~
copyright 2007+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Jason - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I think this is funny! Beware of the Pacholek brigade on your back though!
Serafina - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
What Jason said...I think it's hilarious!! Great selection of OS, too. 5-5-5! =)
Jason - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Serafina! Where have you been? You haven't commented on my works for ages!

And the 3 letter code for this comment is BAR as well! How cool is that?!
Serafina to Jason - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Hi Jason, yes I know I've been away from here for several months, mostly because I've been super-busy with my job; and various things have been going on my life that I hadn't had time to be here as regularly as I used to. However I will check out some of your parodies when I'm not too occupied. Just to let you know, I'm doing just fine. :)
Jason To Serafina - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thats great. Its great to hear from you again.
AFW - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny political spoofing..
Rick C - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS but enjoyed the parody! There was some funny repartee in there. Now that's funny, the security code is WAH !
Matthias - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Heh, heh, heh... Loved the Divo line. I would LOVE to see a video for this!!!
MrMacphisto - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
MC Rove is in the house!!! Awesome job, Red... one of your best for sure... 5-5-5
stuart mcarthur - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
it really sounds like they do say "Bush It" - greatr use of the OS Jack - and who would've thought Lola types appealed to Dick? - 555
Dee Range - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
This would make a great SNL skit, Jack. Hilarious dialogue
Kristof Robertson - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Top shelf stuff, Jack...and on an OS that's so repetitive, you've really fleshed it out. Bravo. 555
Phil Alexander - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Can't say I took to the OS at all. In fact, the only thing that made it worth listening to was these lyrics (I was thinking for a while that it's a shame "Salt 'n' Pepa" ain't Ska... a "seasonal" parody would be so appropriate)
Agrimorfee - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) What a pile of Bush-it! What a hit!
Red Ant - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Jason, Serafina, AFW, Rick, Matt, Macphisto, Stu, Dee, Kristof, Phil and Aggy!

Jason: I'm not sure how this parody has made it a week w/o getting unobombed or at least a nasty comment - maybe no one supports Bush anymore.

Serafina: Thank you. TOS was picked for the current Artistry round.

Rick: Glad you liked it - it's been a while (like 2+ years) since I've done a politcal parody.

Matthias: I had a video in mind when I made this: Bush and Cheney on stage just like S&P. I think recording this would be the bigger hurdle, but if I do, I'll definitely make a video... or convince you to for me, heh heh.

Mac: High praise there. This is by far my best political parody, but I've only got 5 or 6 of them...

Stu: Yep, it does sound like "Bush It" (and some other things I mentioned..). There wasn't enough song to use, but the spoken parts fit in well enough.

Dee: Seeing as how there is a writer's strike going on now, maybe I should send it to SNL. Thanks!

Kristof: I know you wanted to do this one for a while. The repetition is the hardest part. That and, for a rap, there is almost no rhyming at all in TOS.

Phil: I liked this song 20 years ago. It hasn't really aged well.

Aggy: A steaming pile of it, no less.
bobpiecheese - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Um, yeah, Bush...can't really get into these American politics parodies, but you made nice work of what little the OS had, so you've got kudos there.
Rex - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, great work here, RA. And the security code is HWB - (George) Herbert Walker Bush?
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome as always--and easily scans to Push It
Red Ant - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks conqueror, Rex (Human Waste Bag came first to my mind..) and Dave.

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