Song Parodies -> Netzero/Dial-up sucks
| Original Song Title: | "So Happy Together" |
| Original Performer: | The Turtles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Netzero/Dial-up sucks" |
| Parody Written by: | Red Ant |
I've had 4 dial up ISP's and Netzero is by far the worst. Before you leave alot of comments on why this may be a problem, no I don't have a virus or my computer set to disconnect after 30 minutes of inactivety. I'll admit this song doesn't quite follow the original pacing of the original, but if The Turtles had this problem they would probably be a bit off to. Parody dedicated to all those out there with crappy ISP's.
I hate Netzero, I do
I get disconnected day and night, it's not right
I should get better service for my time
Unhappy with server
I get AOL in the mail all the time
But I'm not about to pay 23.99
Maybe I should cut my loss and can the line
Cable forever
I can't see me sticking with Netzero
What a wasted life
Maybe when I hear some better reviews
I'll change my mind
Imagine dialing up, and calling you
Modems supposed to do them both
But the calls don't get through
Disconnected every 20 minutes-what should I do?
Shoot the computer?
( bunch of modem noise from the umpteenth time today I've been disconnected/reconnecting)
Can't access server
AOL is lower?
Netzero's better?
Pissed off forever
Crashing computer
I get disconnected day and night, it's not right
I should get better service for my time
Unhappy with server
I get AOL in the mail all the time
But I'm not about to pay 23.99
Maybe I should cut my loss and can the line
Cable forever
I can't see me sticking with Netzero
What a wasted life
Maybe when I hear some better reviews
I'll change my mind
Imagine dialing up, and calling you
Modems supposed to do them both
But the calls don't get through
Disconnected every 20 minutes-what should I do?
Shoot the computer?
( bunch of modem noise from the umpteenth time today I've been disconnected/reconnecting)
Can't access server
AOL is lower?
Netzero's better?
Pissed off forever
Crashing computer
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Thanks Zerla, I appreciate the 555, I rated this parody myself and didnt give it all 5's, because not all of my parodies are funny or paced perfectly. I'm probably getting cable soon, already have a line in my room.
A) your right dial-up sucks B) mind if i record this for my demo tape?
Thanks joebob. I'm flattered about you asking to record this, but honestly this is, from a technical aspect, one of the worst parodies I've ever made. Your recording wouldn't sound much like the original song, but you're welcome to try.
A) thank you for your permission and (B my parodies rarely sound like the origenal
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