High, my name is ( "Lil John " "HUH?")
My name is ( "Lil John " " WHAT?")
My name is Wayne Brady! ("Lil John" " YEAH!")
( repeat)
Excuse me bitches, can I have some attention?

Hi kids, do you like Chappelle's Show?
What, who just said "Hell No"?
Don't like witty sarcasm
Your ass has got to go ( bang!)

My brains dead weight
Like Rick James coke that he insuflates (R.I.P.)
But I'm trying to figure out
Which group I want to make irate

And the producers said "Dave you 'illin"
I know bitches that's why I got 50 million for 6 seasons

Well since age 12 I found my original self
And thought my views were funny as hell ( your right)
Got pissed off when people said I ripped other comedians off
But calmed down when I smoked some crack rocks
I have a fat bag of grass
Lawn clippings my ass
You can have some but don't be crass
Come here ho, "Dave that my bitch dawg"
I don't give a shit, I Rick James yall!!
( chorus)

People said CC would cancel me in '05
Guess those dicks never saw me live
How you gonna cancel a show thats 2 years old
You haven't even given a brother time to grow

Walked into a strip club
All these ho's gave me a big hug
But I brushed them aside
and sat down to get some soul grub

Extra testicle between my two nuts
Shit! that's a hemmorhoid
Thought they fixed that on my last check up

99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out I'm funnier than most white dudes
I told my producers I'd become a famous comedian
Screw all the naysayers-now they're the ones believein'

You know you grew up when you're parodied out the ass
Havin' 14 year olds saying " I'm Rick James bitch" in class
This guy in the audience asked for my autograph
So I signed it "Dear Dave, Chappelle's show's on the right path"
( chorus)

PRODUCERS!! STOP THE TAKE! This man needs to be locked away
Next thing he'll do a skit about a blind black man in the KKK
I'm not ready to leave, but I ain't scared to die
Not uncommon by a survivor of a drive by
Am I coming or going, I can barely decide
I just drank a FiiiiiiiiiiiiTH of liqour, dare me to drive
All my life I was very deprived
Livin' in the hood like bees in a beehive

My show rips a 1/2 hour block
so put the kids to sleep before its 11'oclock
I spit when I talk
I mock anything that walks
When I was in trouble i use to throw fits
Your honor I plead the 1234, FiiiiiiiTH!

I lay awake in the bed and think in my head
Wondering if people get offended about the shit I've said
And by the way at the end of my sketch
It's always musical, like rapper Mos Def
(chorus)