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Song Parodies -> "She Sells February"

Original Song Title:

"She Sells Sanctuary"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cult

Parody Song Title:

"She Sells February"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Song in low quality format here. Lyrics here. This a misheard lyrics parody (and yes, the songs sounds like this, especially if you have a cold).
[intro]

When the head's too tight
Make my back mine
And the Texas sun
Lick my bag, lick my bag pi-ipes

The stutter in your ice
Kicks me alive
And to stuff it in your ice
Keeps me aligned
Like Vanilla Ice

The whirls
And it hurts
Bandaged down
Around and around yeah
The girl tracks me down

And the exit sign
Paper bag mine
And that's Texas time
Think of black, think of black be-hind
Yeah

Yeah yeah ....

The fire in your ice
Keeps me alight
And admirin' your thighs
Kiss me a lie

I'm showing her you'll find
Sanctuary
I'm showing her you'll fight
Sanctuary....

And the whirls
The whirls drags me 'round
And it whirls and it whirls
The word drags me down
And I hurled and I whirled and I whirled
The world drags around
And I hurled and I whirled and I whirled and I whirled
The girl drags me 'round

[break]

Ah........

Yeah .....

And the whirls
Yeah, the whirls drags me 'round
And it whirls and it whirls
Yeah, the word drags me down
And the whirls
Yeah, the whirls drags me 'round
And it whirls and it whirls
The word drags me down

Yeah .....

February....
February....

copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Adagio - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Goodness, a person could make their own fantasy world with misheard lyrics..Funny!! 5's
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
You mean those are not the real words? I remember discovering this song through a TV commercial for jeans here in Sweden, I still think it has one of the best intros in rock, and the first two thirds are solid stuff, unfortunatelly everything after the break indicates that they didn't really know how to wrap it up, it kinda falls apart and into the boringly repetitive zone from thereon. 5s.
alvin rhodes - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
very surreal
Stephen Harrington - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
555, very good.
Rick C - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
The OS sounds like this to me! 555
Larry Hensley - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but really funny, 555's
Red Ant - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat, Peter, Alvin, Step-chan, Rick and Larry. Peter: I agree completely. After the [break] they should have gone into Fire Woman and made it one song. That would have been awesome.
MrMacphisto - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I love the original song, and you did a good job with this, Red.
Red Ant - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks MrMacphisto.

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