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Song Parodies -> "She Sells February"
Original Song Title:
"She Sells Sanctuary"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Cult
Parody Song Title:
"She Sells February"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
DKTOS? Song in low quality format here. Lyrics here. This a misheard lyrics parody (and yes, the songs sounds like this, especially if you have a cold).
[intro]
When the head's too tight
Make my back mine
And the Texas sun
Lick my bag, lick my bag pi-ipes
The stutter in your ice
Kicks me alive
And to stuff it in your ice
Keeps me aligned
Like Vanilla Ice
The whirls
And it hurts
Bandaged down
Around and around yeah
The girl tracks me down
And the exit sign
Paper bag mine
And that's Texas time
Think of black, think of black be-hind
Yeah
Yeah yeah ....
The fire in your ice
Keeps me alight
And admirin' your thighs
Kiss me a lie
I'm showing her you'll find
Sanctuary
I'm showing her you'll fight
Sanctuary....
And the whirls
The whirls drags me 'round
And it whirls and it whirls
The word drags me down
And I hurled and I whirled and I whirled
The world drags around
And I hurled and I whirled and I whirled and I whirled
The girl drags me 'round
[break]
Ah........
Yeah .....
And the whirls
Yeah, the whirls drags me 'round
And it whirls and it whirls
Yeah, the word drags me down
And the whirls
Yeah, the whirls drags me 'round
And it whirls and it whirls
The word drags me down
Yeah .....
February....
February....
When the head's too tight
Make my back mine
And the Texas sun
Lick my bag, lick my bag pi-ipes
The stutter in your ice
Kicks me alive
And to stuff it in your ice
Keeps me aligned
Like Vanilla Ice
The whirls
And it hurts
Bandaged down
Around and around yeah
The girl tracks me down
And the exit sign
Paper bag mine
And that's Texas time
Think of black, think of black be-hind
Yeah
Yeah yeah ....
The fire in your ice
Keeps me alight
And admirin' your thighs
Kiss me a lie
I'm showing her you'll find
Sanctuary
I'm showing her you'll fight
Sanctuary....
And the whirls
The whirls drags me 'round
And it whirls and it whirls
The word drags me down
And I hurled and I whirled and I whirled
The world drags around
And I hurled and I whirled and I whirled and I whirled
The girl drags me 'round
[break]
Ah........
Yeah .....
And the whirls
Yeah, the whirls drags me 'round
And it whirls and it whirls
Yeah, the word drags me down
And the whirls
Yeah, the whirls drags me 'round
And it whirls and it whirls
The word drags me down
Yeah .....
February....
February....
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher
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Goodness, a person could make their own fantasy world with misheard lyrics..Funny!! 5's
You mean those are not the real words? I remember discovering this song through a TV commercial for jeans here in Sweden, I still think it has one of the best intros in rock, and the first two thirds are solid stuff, unfortunatelly everything after the break indicates that they didn't really know how to wrap it up, it kinda falls apart and into the boringly repetitive zone from thereon. 5s.
very surreal
555, very good.
The OS sounds like this to me! 555
DKTOS, but really funny, 555's
Thanks Pat, Peter, Alvin, Step-chan, Rick and Larry. Peter: I agree completely. After the [break] they should have gone into Fire Woman and made it one song. That would have been awesome.
I love the original song, and you did a good job with this, Red.
Thanks MrMacphisto.
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