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Song Parodies -> "What Was In My Eye? (v2)"

Original Song Title:

"What The Hell Have I?"

Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"What Was In My Eye? (v2)"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Track 2 off The Last Action Hero Soundtrack, and possibly in Music Bank as well. PS-v1 was deleted due to some problems.
My face has but two eyes
One of them denied
Creams are made to cure the gross
Runny eyes
Perfect vision goes

It pains to rub this over
And it feels like fire around it
All the time, owww

Doctor he did say
Use it for seven days
What you have is not the hives
Your Visine is a waste
Throw it away

It hurts to rub this over
And it feels like fire around it
At this time, oww
( solo )
It starts to feel much better
ohh, yeah
I can see the improvement
Now applied

It starts to fell much better
ohh, yeah
I can see all that's around us
Perfect sight

No more cries

What was in my eye?
Little sty

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Both versions work in my eyes....
Scrawny Johnny - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
oop...I didn't even see this version 2. Well, I already voted for v1 so I refrain from voting again on the same song. But like MrMacphisto says they both work. MrMacphisto...I've seen that name before...oh yes, that's right, he commented on one of my old parodies from a year ago! Thanks!
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, Scrawny... I'll have to check out your recent stuff too...
Red Ant - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks SJ and MrMac.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Another one of your early parodies that I've missed up until now, and once again I find you were the first and so far only one who has parodied it. So far being key words in that sentence...
Red Ant - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter.

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