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Song Parodies -> "Eat A Burger For PETA!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Iron Butterfly

Parody Song Title:

"Eat A Burger For PETA!"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

I am not for the cruelty of animals (who is?). Unfamiliar with PETA? Read the Wikipedia entry.

Eat a burger for PETA, hungry?
Forget veggies and to-fu!
Have a burger on PETA, crazies
Ev'ry one they 'save' I will eat two!

Oh won't you dine with me?...
I baked a ham...
It's dinner time you see...
I wokked this lamb!......

Meat is so grand!..........

(let me fill you up!)
Eat a burger for PETA, protein!
Let'cha know that I love food!
Cries of murder from PETA?, maybe
They'll discover that carrots cry too!

Oh we all have to eat...
I grilled some fish....
Well all food's killed you see....
To fill our dish.....

Meat is my wish!..........

[there's 15 minutes of solos and
another repeat verse/chorus, but I
suggest going and making yourself
a nice breakfast of bacon and eggs,
toast and a glass of orange juice!]
copyright 2006+ Red Ant PETA is against animal cruelty? Could have fooled me....

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 16

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Johnny D - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Then I'll gargle a cheetah, maybe....5s
alvin rhodes - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
i will gobble hyenas, baby...5s
Matthias - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Amazing, the best title of this song to date!!!
Captain Meatgrinder of The Pirate Ship PETA-BEATER - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Adagio - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice! 5's
Scrawny Johnny - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I ate a Double Whopper with extra bacon while reading this!!
Seamonkey - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
As a current card-carrying member of Atkins, I suggest milking that dairy cow for drink, churn up some cheese, slaughter that cow and roast slowly in a crock pot for 8-10 hours on low all whilst listening to this parody over and over... oh, and the carrots will be crying from the onions. A simply DELICIOUS parody!! Fiz-ives my hiz-omie!
Red Ant - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny D, Alvin, Matthias, Captain Meatgrinder, Pat, SJ, and Seamonkey.

Johnny D, Alvin and Captain M: Lol.

Matthias: Thanks, though John Barry (I think) had the best rhymed title: "Isn't Abba from Sweden?".

Scrawny Johnny: I love bacon double cheeseburgers from there.

Seamonkey: Don't forget to make a couch from the hide, and, fo shizzle ma nizzle.
Larry Hensley - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious parody, 555's
Peter Andersson - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I hear that TOS pretty much sucks so I'll refrain from go looking after it, besides reading this parody raised my cholesterol level so much that I no longer have the energy, I'll crawl away to the box with Lipitor pills instead.
Red Ant - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Larry and Peter. Peter, TOS isn't bad except it is about 14 minutes too long. A quality MP3 d/l could take well over an hour with dial-up. Another note: this song is so long it takes up one entire side of the vinyl I have.
PMS - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done!
Red Ant - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks PMS.
2:49 AM - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I will eat my burger! Great parody by the way, 555!
Peregrin - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Better late than never :) Man, this parody made me hungry! I have always wanted to do something with this OS, I grew up with my brother and sister playing it non-stop. Good work Jack. Now I'm hungry :)
Agrimorfee - May 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Every song 15minutes or longer should be parodied. Nicely done, sir !
Abbott Skelding - May 31, 2016 - Report this comment
This is so great! I agree with Matty that this might be the best title sub for this song (although I do like the "Abba" one as well). Short, simple, and to the point...nicely done!
bobpiecheese - June 01, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) Pretty basic, but still enjoyable enough. 555 People Eating Tasty Animals!
Matthias - June 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Really love the line "carrots cry too". Now I'm hungry for a burger
Blaydeman - June 05, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) "Carrots cry too" is the new slogan for the movie Sausage Party, right? If not, it should be! Everyone has already said how I feel. Short (the spoof, not the OS) and simple, but enjoyable nonetheless. Good work!

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