-> "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
Original Song Title:
"Tiny Dancer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
The Lyrics
~intro~
Bleu Cheese baby - L.A. laid a
Mistress for the band
Beady eyes - Irish smile
You very amusing man
Gallery nun - who must have seen us
Danzig's in the sand
And now he's in deep - always wiggly
Tony Danza ... in my ham!
Jesus streaks - out in the streets
Handling chickens, I forgot
Turnip back - Jesus laughs
The bullet art is not that bad
Can 'o man... the mixer stand
An' the crawfish, glory come
Lookin' wrong - he slings the saws
The word he knows: Dijimjihungs (???)
Oh how it feels surreal
We're right here - but no one kneels
Butt-h***in' you, and you can feel me
Then I say softly ... slowly
Pull me closer, Tony Danza!
Count the head lice on the hiney!
Baby darling he's so blended
You had a visitor today
Pull me closer, tie me down, sir!
Countless head lice on the hiney
Lay me down in cheese and lemon
You have to feel the urge today
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Blue jean bathin' - LA laden
Seems dressed for the band
Gritty eye - pirate's mine
You'll marry amusing man
Jalapena - you missed a seed, ugh
Danza's innocent...
And now he's in deep - always wiggly
Tony Danza ... in my head
Oh how it feels serene
We're right here - but no one kneels
Butt-h***in' you, and you can fear me
Then I say softly ... slowly
Pull me close and tie me down sir!
Count the head lice on the "owie"
Baby darlin he's so tender
You has a visitor today.
Hold me closer, Tony Danza!
Count the dead guys on the bi-plane!
Lay me down in grease and Splenda!
You'll have the S&M today!
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