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Song Parodies -> "E.D. ( for Malcolm Higgins )"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"E.D. ( for Malcolm Higgins )"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Here is the " quintilogy ". I was honored that Malcolm did a parody at my request to this same OS so I'm returning the favor. PS to Malcolm- Enzyte if you haven't seen is an E.D. drug that is all natural and free ( except shipping and handling ). The guy in the commercial's name is Bob.
If Viagra's run out, guess you will scream and shout, E.D.
If Levitra is gone, oh woe for your prong, E.D.

Yes I tried, It won't rise, How I cried, E.D.

Cialis is new, but doesn't work for you, E.D.
When your night is done, and you have no h**d on, E.D.

Yes I tried, It won't rise, How I cried, E.D.

Priapus your God?, but now you sit and sob, E.D.
Don't forget Enzyte, but Bob's pants are light, E.D.

Yes I tried, It won't rise, How I cried, E.D.
Yes I tried, It won't rise, How I cried, E.D.
Just thinking about this gave me E.D. for about 30 minutes. Then I was back to my normal self. :)

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Mr critic - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
h, two astericks, then a D? What word are you trying to censor there?
Johnny D - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
That censored word is not HARD to figure out. Good job, Red Ant.
Red Ant - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I had to try to make this as clean as possible without violating the $exual policy guidlines, which is the reason for the asterisked letters. The only two letters I could come up with would make the word " Head ", kind of a double-entendre in itself. Johnny D is correct ( thank you ). TO parody was definately for that " other " website. This is the clean version. PS- To Malcolm, this is NOT ABOUT YOU, just a parody FOR YOU.
Jeff Reuben - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Guess you thought long and...well you know the rest =)
Rick C - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done but, too many a$$terisks...555
John Barry - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
5s for Priapus, which, come to think about it, sounds a lot like "pry a puss."
Red Ant - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff, Rick and John. LOL on that John, that was unintentional, as I believe it may be spelled " Priapis ".
malcolm higgins - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I knew I was in for some stiff competition on this ED thing
Red Ant - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Malcolm. I had to make this since you didn't include the drugs I mentioned in your version. I also forgot to mention my trade name drug " Redantis " that always works.( a mention in someone else's E.D. parody ). :)
Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I see, you gave up Viagara and its competitors. It was the longest 30 minutes of your life.
Red Ant - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually Michael, my body produces a naturally occuring E.D. drug called " Redantis " and it works TOO well. :)
Scrawny Johnny - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Even though I don't know the song, this is very humorous!! "Redantis" huh...I'd have to say for me, it's more like a radar. And, no, "Scrawny Johnny" is neither a natural enhancer nor a self-proclaimed nickname for a particular body part, in case you're wondering!
Red Ant - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Scrawny Johnny; I wasn't wondering about that though.
Scrawny Johnny - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Finally heard the real song...here's your votes...
Joel Martinez - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Song's strange Parody's funny three fives
Red Ant - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Joel.

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