-> "Friends In Strange Places"
Original Song Title:
"Friends In Low Places"
Parody Song Title:
"Friends In Strange Places"
The Lyrics
~intro~
Nailed her up on your roof
You ask for the proof?...
The shingles caught her golden hair
Defiled a Yugo
Its engine was blown
I got off, but the car's beyond repair
I was 8 miles high
Flyin' the friendly skies
I noticed this cute flight attendant...
Since I seldom flew
I guess I never knew
Exactly what 1st-class service meant!....
Yeah, I've done friends in strange places
From the little towns to bars in Vegas
Show girls displayed
Need to get paid!
Yeah, I'm not big on girls with braces
Worse than getting laid on a bed o' razors!
Oh, I've done friends ... in strange places
~solo~
I've done it in parks
Inside of K-Mart
Aisle 6 of the grocery store...
I've rode 'em at night
Broads in broad daylight
Got a pole-in-one at the golf course...
Hell, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
When we were a-rockin' Big Ben...
Remember the shock
The looks from the cops.....
When my c(l)ock struck ten?!...
Yeah, I've done friends in strange places...
From the White House lawn to gas... stations
I filled her up
In my monster truck!
Yeah, I've throw down in 'grave' locations
On the washing machine (she loved the rotations!)
Oh, I've done friends ... in strange places
Yeah, I've done friends in strange places
I altar-ed a nun in the church basement
Confessed my sins
Then did 'er again!
Well, I'm not big in science races
'cause I froze my nuts in cryogenic stasis!
Yeah, I've done friends ... in strange places
(Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!)
~outro~
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