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Song Parodies -> "The Surreal World ( Vegas Loser)"

Original Song Title:

"The Real World"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Surreal World ( Vegas Loser)"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

This is about that one in a million guy who sucks at blackjack and loses all his money so he tries to kill himself. Again, not real funny, and the song isn't quite long enough to go into more aspects of this. Anyway here we go...
Strange, no view from here
Padded walls, helmet on my head
What was it I said?
Locked in here, day and night
Suicide, tried to end the life of you
CO2, 'cause my lips are blue

I can't fight this surreal world alone

Every time, I know I've lost
Double down on 12, frustrating
Why have I lost?, dealer said "That's a sure bust"
He always made me madder, so I kept up play

I can't win in the surreal world
I can't win in the surreal world
I can't win in the surreal world alone
I can't win in the surreal world
I can't win in the surreal world
I can't win in the surreal world alone

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Red Ant - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
If you aren't familiar with this song, it's on The Last Action Hero soundtrack, possible one of the best soundtracks to one of the worst movies ever made.
Red Ant - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
BTW, Unlike most of my parodies that are based somewnhat around myself, this is NOT one of them. Doubling down on 12, taking insurance and splitting face cards are some on the very worst things you can ever do at a blackjack table.
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