-> "The Phil Alexander Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Major-General's Song"
Parody Song Title:
"The Phil Alexander Song"
The Lyrics
[intro]
I hope Phil Alexander finds this title very int'resting
It's original though not quite so humorous (no con-TEST-ing!)
Though I have no ideas of what I'm going to write about
I'm sitting behind the keyboard now so I will just type it out
I did a little research; found "Dear Buffy" is his history
Though since it's not dated its submission day is a mystery
I'm hoping since I've brought it up perhaps he will elaborate
(I won't mention things he's wrote about which you need to 'Lubricate'!)
He won't mention things he's wrote about which you need to 'Lubricate'
He won't mention things he's wrote about which you need to 'Lubricate'
He won't mention things he's wrote about which you need to super-'Lubricate'!
'He has expected 1 votes from the ranks of Christianity
But he was surprised by the comments hid with anonymity
So he guesses that is a function of their insecurity'
'Cause I am right and they are wrong'; he wrote it with author-ity
What he says and writes he does so with utmost of author-ity
Moving away from religious topics is my priority!
Further in his listings I see a lot of songs, traditional
Yet not a one to Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible"
And though these rhyming couplets are, well anything but fabulous
I simply do not have Phil Alexander's great vocabulous!
I once joked him about the X's that I say are bastardized
It'z not my fault (nor hiz) that English iz so far from standardized
But back to him he says he cannot find his freezer anymore
My theory is that's 'xactly how his winning Turkey Song was born!
His theory is that's 'xactly how his winning Turkey Song was born
The theory is that's 'xactly how his winning Turkey Song was born
This dreary repetition is really just one of many-many more
Though my intention wasn't a tribute I'll babble on some more
It is just that this silly title got out of hand of course
For sure, the man is incredible with spoofs of "Be OUR Guest" and
I hope Phil Alexander finds this title very int'resting
For sure, the man is incredible with spoofs of "Be OUR Guest" and
I hope Phil Alexander finds this title very int'resting
In fact, well he knows what is meant by heroin and harrowin'
But does he dream at night of Xena: barbarian heroine?*
Well your answer I'm awaiting suprise me with a silly laugh
Don't refer me back your parody "Tell Me DILLIGAF"!
I'd say you've made much progress in the usage of great punnery
No doubt with this posting you'll prob'ly poke a little fun at me
But do I detect a whiff of something in my olfactories
Phil Alexander making "Generals" like he owns factories!
Phil Alexander making "Generals" like he owns factories
Phil Alexander making "Generals" like he owns factories
Phil Alexander making "Generals" like he owns freakin' factories!
Though I've stepped up to this challenge, the ball is really in your court
(to) Say if you like this little ditty (though it's anything but short)
Not sure to flatter but in any event I am finishing
I hope Phil Alexander finds this title very int'resting!
Not sure to flatter but in any event he is finishing
He hopes Phil Alexander finds this title very int'resting!
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