[intro]

Where to begin? I don't know; start singin' aimlessly
'cause it's so easy if you don't develop theme
A rambling story and by now you're half asleep
There must be fifty ways to bore the list'ners

Won't make it funny there's no jokes that I'll include
Furthermore, my vocal level will be somber and subdued
And you're like "what the hell?" - Only this you will conclude:
"He's found the - fifty ways to bore us list'ners"
Fifty ways to bore you list'ners

It's time for some rhyme crime
Something few can stand
Not as bad as that rap crap
Don't kid yo-self, G
Leave out the puns, just
Wanna make it a fun bust
Just singin' in key, see
It's simple to me

Ooo sing it again, then
Make it cliche, 'kay
I am here to annoy, boy
Just listen to me
All off the cuff stuff
I'll fill it with enough fluff
To put you in a deep sleep
Where you can count sheep

By now you're feeling "Wow, this song is kind of lame
and it's really going nowhere, too" - my thoughts are just the same
And well - I acknowledge that - but I don't seek the fame
I heard it's sh*tty pay

I say let's wrap this up with these few final lines
Provide relief and forever end your suffering and mine
But there's a hitch see, 'cause I have to sing this chorus two more times
Discussing fifty ways to bore the list'ners
Fifty ways to bore you list'ners

Well I'll sing 'em again, friend
Same as before?, snore
Doesn't show any heart, smarts
But catchy indeed
It is all off the cuff stuff
I'll fill it with enough fluff
Oops! that part repeats see
So freakin' sue me

Time for more rhyme crime
I could repeat, cheat
Never vary the hard parts
Original me
Skimp on the tough stuff
And fill it with enough fluff
Just as was with Paul's call
Original-ly

[outro]