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Song Parodies -> "I Wish I Couldn't Remember"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Remember"

Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"I Wish I Couldn't Remember"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

This may be in the top 5 fears of all men...going to the proctologist for that first exam. Obviously somewhat sexual but please don't take offense.. some men DO feel this way about this
Turn around, you say
Drop your pants so I can inspect you today
It doesn't even hurt anyway

What's your name?

Lay me down you try
But only one finger in my eye
With KY you won't even cry

Who's to blame?
low fiber diet
low fiber diet

What the hell are you doing to me?
Hands on my shoulders thats not proctology
Oh doctor, doctor,doctor please
Get the nurse ASAP!

You don't have cancer so now you know
But in a year we'll have another go
You took nothing but my dignity
Only your finger took my virginity


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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   4

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Red Ant - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
To the person who rated this all ones, I have come up with 3 ideas why. 1. Your are a proctologist and are sick of the jokes 2. You enjoyed your rectal exam. 3. You hate Alice in Chains. My guess would be 2 and 3 as it's obvious rating the pacing of this song as a 1 you have never even heard the original song. I would like to know the real answer so do please post a reason of your hatred.
Jeff Reuben - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Ant...don't take it personally, probably someone who didn't even bother to read the song. Unfortunately that happens on the site, usually for political parodies or anything someone considers gross. Just ignore it. (PS: Wasn't me =) )
Red Ant - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff. If you read my paodies they are often gross, depressing,insulting, and occasionally funny. I don't have many out yet, but in the next few days I will surely get some 1's on funny , but I don't care. Real life often isn't funny, reality is truth, and the truth hurts most peoples' feelings.
Scrawny Johnny - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Haha, this one is funny, especially your comment about the 111s! How did I miss this one?
Red Ant - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Scrawny Johnny. Not my best work on this OS song.

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