-> "Everybody's Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Hurts"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Everybody's Girl"
The Lyrics
[intro]
Oooh...
I will say it's wrong...
But your wife - your wife's not yours alone
Swings for sure she's had about....
Ev'ry night - she bangs gongs
I thought you... should know....
'bout ev'ry buddy tried
She's everybody's girl...
Some wife...
Sometimes she does them 'til dawn...
Any guy that comes along
And she dates these guys I know (hopped on ...)
I would say she's turning ho (oh god!)
I would think they've had enough
Of your wife - she goes on
She's everybody's girl.....
Takes money from your friends
Everybody's girl.....
Yes she... gets spanned...
There's..... more
One hour... stands....
Don't you think she's home alone
No no no she's with Romeo
Hate to tell you Joe - but your wife
Will play the nights you work
Yes I know you're mad - it sucks
That your wife - goes beserk
She's everybody's girl.....
Some wife - ev'ry buddy tried
Like a doorknob turned....
Oh my!
She's everybody's girl
Some bride!
She went on - with Don - and Ron - and John
And Vaughn - and Juan - and Kwon - and Dawn!
Everybody's girl......
[Joe sobbing, chanting 'no']
Time to get your Colt!
[fade out]
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