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Song Parodies -> "Nonsense"

Original Song Title:

"Beeswax"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Nonsense"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

A trip back into time for me, this parody was written on May 21, 2005, sometime around 10pm. Don't ask, 'cause I don't know...
High buzz peeking pout war way tunnel
Bought lonely maggets what die cry-car zit but
Booing die pan-good you day sandmole
dyke Pepsi leblue went LAY LAY mad a slightdate crutch

Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate

Cupid classmutton
reaking and sexing GIF the pinned goes must fight
wacky sand bums don Moly Hester
Tricorder rumpcutes band a Graped Cape when eye fake pit tack

Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate

I won't go die...
Try laugh a broke new billy day
Won't rust the phones...
My knot a CHICK CHICK near lie sucking date

Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate

Gallagher sand butter wizz elated comfy
overpass educated* in skies as rottenhandy
dawning noun dream hell pancho m@sturbate
bleeding a sow Spamworker land law
Breeder has taught thee sneaky Midol
Silly's stare behinds knee glove sum wun
lone tick e-bay toward the mud float
Phony when-heal crony oh-no sorrow bad a lice net of hungs!

Why not dye mutilate sprayed
I got puberty
Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate sprayed

Card...
Eye knot-a me a-sound wussy
Won't bet see all...
Aye not-a WAY WAY, hell ewe ant give!

Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate sprayed
Why not dye mutilate
copyright 2005, 2007 Jack "Everyone's secuity code will be WTF" Fletcher

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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Matthias - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow! Two misheard lyrics parodies in one day, Jack! I think you're going to need to buy a hearing-aid
Jason - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Ditto Matthias' comment! Perhaps a hearing test as well? 555
Jack Wilson - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I ditto both comments! 5s
Red Ant - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, Jason and Jack, but this is not a misheard lyrics parody. The top link explains everything.
alvin - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
my mind's reeling after that one
John Barry - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Weird and wacky. . .liked it.
Phil Alexander - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Quote=Red Ant "I hope that was as random and nonsensical as possible"

...yep.
Below Average Dave - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
It's cool to see the daily challenge popping up. . .Very random--but so was the original-Loved it
Stephen Harrington - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
555.
Ann Hammond - September 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Love it
Red Ant - September 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, John, Phil, Dave, Step-chan and Ann.
TJC - September 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I put your beautiful parody in my random number generator and it kept spewing out fives!
Red Ant - September 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks TJC - come to think of it, this parody is probably close to what a computer might come up with.

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