Song Parodies -> Kathleen ( High School Crush )
| Original Song Title: | "Caffeine" |
| Original Performer: | Faith No More |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kathleen ( High School Crush )" |
| Parody Written by: | Red Ant |
I had 3 MAJOR crushes on girls in high school, 2 named Kathleen ( both attractive and smart brunettes ), and one Lori ( the most stunningly beautiful and intelligent girl I ever knew, and a natural red head at that ). Of course, I got nowhere with them. You could put any 2 syllable name ( girl or boy )in this song to make it work for you. PS- This is track 2 off of Angel Dust, and has no choruses, little rhyming and odd pacing, but this parody follows that.
Play game all over you
Barely noticed me too
-----lament-----
Admire your glamour but
Mumble some bad grammer
--under my breath--
The future is uncertain
Never unsaid, not close
And the drools off my tongue
ALMOST
Always respectable
Perfectly beautiful
---give it up---
Leering like a freak
And knowing you'll never be
------mine-----
At my weakest, all alone
And I'm broken down, seeking
MY GIRL
I WISH
KATHLEEN
Eye contact
Over my head
I digress, blew last chance
"But it's so easy for you"
"There's always something"
"Don't you have something to tell me?"
"Say something, anything"
I'm wanting you
I'm wanting you
I'm watching you
I'm wanting you
"Red Ant, it's just a phase"
"I'll grow out of it"
Believe everything everyone always tells you
They're still in my dreams all the more
It's the girl you want the most
The girl you want the most
The girl you had ALMOST
Barely noticed me too
-----lament-----
Admire your glamour but
Mumble some bad grammer
--under my breath--
The future is uncertain
Never unsaid, not close
And the drools off my tongue
ALMOST
Always respectable
Perfectly beautiful
---give it up---
Leering like a freak
And knowing you'll never be
------mine-----
At my weakest, all alone
And I'm broken down, seeking
MY GIRL
I WISH
KATHLEEN
Eye contact
Over my head
I digress, blew last chance
"But it's so easy for you"
"There's always something"
"Don't you have something to tell me?"
"Say something, anything"
I'm wanting you
I'm wanting you
I'm watching you
I'm wanting you
"Red Ant, it's just a phase"
"I'll grow out of it"
Believe everything everyone always tells you
They're still in my dreams all the more
It's the girl you want the most
The girl you want the most
The girl you had ALMOST
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Nobody had a high school crush? I knew almost nobody would KTOS, but daaaamn. Atleast this is the first submission of "Caffeine".
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