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Song Parodies -> "Kathleen ( High School Crush )"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Faith No More

Parody Song Title:

"Kathleen ( High School Crush )"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

I had 3 MAJOR crushes on girls in high school, 2 named Kathleen ( both attractive and smart brunettes ), and one Lori ( the most stunningly beautiful and intelligent girl I ever knew, and a natural red head at that ). Of course, I got nowhere with them. You could put any 2 syllable name ( girl or boy )in this song to make it work for you. PS- This is track 2 off of Angel Dust, and has no choruses, little rhyming and odd pacing, but this parody follows that.
Play game all over you
Barely noticed me too
Admire your glamour but
Mumble some bad grammer
--under my breath--
The future is uncertain
Never unsaid, not close
And the drools off my tongue

Always respectable
Perfectly beautiful
---give it up---
Leering like a freak
And knowing you'll never be
At my weakest, all alone
And I'm broken down, seeking

Eye contact
Over my head
I digress, blew last chance

"But it's so easy for you"
"There's always something"
"Don't you have something to tell me?"
"Say something, anything"
I'm wanting you
I'm wanting you
I'm watching you
I'm wanting you

"Red Ant, it's just a phase"
"I'll grow out of it"
Believe everything everyone always tells you
They're still in my dreams all the more
It's the girl you want the most
The girl you want the most
The girl you had ALMOST

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Red Ant - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Nobody had a high school crush? I knew almost nobody would KTOS, but daaaamn. Atleast this is the first submission of "Caffeine".
Matthias - February 27, 2013 - Report this comment
I hear this. It's a lot like the Kevin Smith movie "Chasing Amy" the girl you always wanted but you never had.
Rex - March 03, 2013 - Report this comment
The first person to build a working holodeck is going to make billions from teenage boys, and this parody explains why.
bobpiecheese - March 06, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This was very well written, but not exactly funny, per say. The most humour I can derive from this is the tonal contrast between the lyrics and the OS, but that's it. Again, a really well-written parody, gets 555 from me, but it could've used more jokes, IMO.
Max Power - March 07, 2013 - Report this comment
We all do. At least Hades acted on it and got away with it, but then again that girl's his neice...
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2013 - Report this comment
Red Ant, you too have felt the pain of indifference towards a Patton -related parody, long before I and Matthias tackled Mr. Bungle. I agree with TCOP here, and also there were too many OS words for my tastes.

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