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Song Parodies -> "Grudge Factory"

Original Song Title:

"Sludge Factory"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Grudge Factory"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

This is for those 111 voters out there. I will NEVER give a 1 on pacing, because if the song is so incomplete/missrhymed it doesn't count as a parody from me. If the song is complete and is way off but recognizable, then it gets a 2 ( which I have only given once ). Also, only have given maybe 5 3's on pacing as well, most parodies are 4 or 5 on pacing. The rest I care less about, because everyone has a different sense of humor. I haven't received that many 111's but they still are crap. Bottom Line: If you hate the parody topic but it's paced well enough the worst it should get is a 411. PS- For the FEW AIC fans out there, this is off Unplugged, not doing the spoken part off of their "Tripod" CD.
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One votes
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You insult me from on line , no forgiveness next time
Go to H*ll, you are irate, half-baked, and I'm high?
Look in my songs deep and watch the words change with time
The one voters can't see the picture or perfect rhymes
Perfect rhymes, perfect rhymes, perfect rhymes, perfect rhymes

Tell of my irritations, think that I'll cry?
There no anger except pacing it still is a five
Endless parody jealousness, lets see yours sometime
Go away, go away

Once again "they" say it sucks, the one vote f***s give you today
But afraid to leave their real name, when they one-vote me

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Now the givers of one votes I abhor just go die
I have always known I'd not get those perfect fives
I say play in traffic or atleast get a real life

Once again you see a sin, you're one votin' for me today
So afraid to leave your real name, when you one-vote me

Once again I just can't win, you're one votin' for me today
So afraid to leave your real name, when you one-vote me

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One votes

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 1
 
 4   0
 1
 0
 
 5   4
 2
 3
 

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
F***in' h*ll, R*d A*t! DKTOS (again!!! Sorry - it's just me i must have real bad music taste!!!), but you've brought up a very interesting point. Just recently I tried to help this author, Josh i think his name was. Anyways, I gave him a decent mark (343 or something), and I told him what he needed to improve to get 5s. You know what the little b****** did? He started going off it with me, told me to kiss "that thing below his back" and gave one of my parodies 111 out of spite. It's frustrating but I just laughed at him. But overall, it's a bit of a bummer because it's brought down the average mark of my song, which isn't a 111 and had also gotten some really positive comments. If people are going to abuse the scoring system like that, they should just leave this website alone.
Red Ant - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I saw that. I expect some 111s when I do toilet humor, but a spite vote of 111 is not very mature, but it is easy for new authors to get upset ( all 3 of us ) about our parodies and comments we make. Don't worry about it, I write these for fun and while it does suck to see a 111, they WILL happen occasionally.
Scrawny Johnny - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Not to worry... I have blessed your truthful parody with non-offensive fives. Sludge Factory I feel is a difficult song to parody...but not for you, my crimson-insect friend...as always, you deliver a moralistic, and yet whimsical Alice in Chains parody of usually the most difficult of Alice in Chains songs TO parody. Great job, and may the 1-grudgers never strike in spite of...
Red Ant - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, there are several AIC songs that even I think will be tough, such as The Real Thing, Brother, Got Me Wrong, and much off of " Tripod " CD. PS--Tomorrow I will have the first release off of "Sap" posted here, and it's very depressing.
Scrawny Johnny - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy crap, I used all those big words in a non-confusing and dare I say elegant fashion to create such a repose? Oh wait, the date is March 30...oh yeah, I was in English at the time...no wonder...

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