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Song Parodies -> "Santa"
Original Song Title:
"Mother"
Original Performer:
Pink Floyd
Parody Song Title:
"Santa"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
This is song 5 from the Xmas Pink Floyd The Wall parody challenge thread. This parody may be offensive, but I actually de-tuned it a bit from the rough draft.
[long intro: parody sung by annoying Devil-Spawn child]
Mother do you think will Santa come?
Mother do you think I'm a good son?
Mother do you think the fireplace - he'll crawl?
Ooh...ahh, Santa is in for a fall!
Santa's loaded he'll be bringin' gifts
Santa triple check that Christmas list
Santa better bring me that new P..S 5!*
Or...I, will poke Santa in the eye!
On now Dancer, Prancer, now take flight!
Santa better hurry - with his pissy reindeer!
Santa better move his fat ass quickly to here!
Stockings they are hanging - by the chimney with care
He zips through the skies - I bet it's cold up there
Santa you had better hurry, milk's getting warm
Long....wait
Keep....waitin'
(ooh) Damn Santa, when you arrive I'll kick you in the balls!
[solo]
Long...wait
Keep...waitin'
Boo.....
Santa, I know I've been good enough
And sweet!
Santa did you know that Rudolph sucks!
That queen!
Santa, did you know your little elves are pains?
Ooh...ahh, Santa I don't have all day!
Just where the hell is he, on this night!
Santa's gonna find out at least one thing, no two
There's cam'ras in the ceilin', spikes in the flue!
I'm a gonna wait up - until he gets in
But I am so tired my eyesight grows dim
I am uh now drowsy - falling asleep..
Mmmm....presents!
Mmmm....presents!
Oh presents, that's what Santa will bring to me!
[kid falls asleep, wakes up in the morning and sings the next line]
Mother what is with this lump of,
COAL?!
Mother do you think will Santa come?
Mother do you think I'm a good son?
Mother do you think the fireplace - he'll crawl?
Ooh...ahh, Santa is in for a fall!
Santa's loaded he'll be bringin' gifts
Santa triple check that Christmas list
Santa better bring me that new P..S 5!*
Or...I, will poke Santa in the eye!
On now Dancer, Prancer, now take flight!
Santa better hurry - with his pissy reindeer!
Santa better move his fat ass quickly to here!
Stockings they are hanging - by the chimney with care
He zips through the skies - I bet it's cold up there
Santa you had better hurry, milk's getting warm
Long....wait
Keep....waitin'
(ooh) Damn Santa, when you arrive I'll kick you in the balls!
[solo]
Long...wait
Keep...waitin'
Boo.....
Santa, I know I've been good enough
And sweet!
Santa did you know that Rudolph sucks!
That queen!
Santa, did you know your little elves are pains?
Ooh...ahh, Santa I don't have all day!
Just where the hell is he, on this night!
Santa's gonna find out at least one thing, no two
There's cam'ras in the ceilin', spikes in the flue!
I'm a gonna wait up - until he gets in
But I am so tired my eyesight grows dim
I am uh now drowsy - falling asleep..
Mmmm....presents!
Mmmm....presents!
Oh presents, that's what Santa will bring to me!
[kid falls asleep, wakes up in the morning and sings the next line]
Mother what is with this lump of,
COAL?!
copyright 2005+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher *There is no PlayStation 5, it fit the rhyme scheme and is symbolic of kids wanting the best., newest most expensive things.
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greeedy children...take warning
Pretty darned good, Red. What's next in your big bag of toys?
I really like the narrative and the way you've physically structured the song, with line spaces. . .almost hypnotic.
555, very wicked dude, too funny. =) I'll PM you later(with something to ask you, as well as a few others).
Thanks Alvin, Agrimorfee, John and Step-chan. Agrimorfee, I finished "Comfortably Numb" already, it will be up tomorrow called "Christmas Undone".
John: Thanks, because TOS is sung slowly I double spaced all of the lines up to the "choruses", it also helps show that this song is 8 minutes long.
Step-chan: I toned it down, when I PM you back I'll show you the 4 or so lines I changed from TO draft.
John: Thanks, because TOS is sung slowly I double spaced all of the lines up to the "choruses", it also helps show that this song is 8 minutes long.
Step-chan: I toned it down, when I PM you back I'll show you the 4 or so lines I changed from TO draft.
Cool. =)
There may not be a Playstation 5 yet, but I bet there will be. Heh! The kid sounds just like some kids I know...
Great one Red... It fits perfectly with my Hey Scrooge parody for tomarrow!
serves the nasty little brat right. I've been out finishing up my shopping and I can so relate to those that have had to listen to whiny, screaming, sassy little stinkers. 555
Thanks Offender, Matthias, and Carol. "Christmas Undone" is in for tomorrow, look foward to yours Matthias
DKOS, but excellent reading...fives
I think you're illuminating your dark side here Jack. 555
Thanks AFW and Rick C; great line, wrong album. ;-)
Nice skewering of one of my favorite OS's on the original. I especially like the punchline.
Thanks Spaff.
I'm too skinny to be St. Nick, but I do bring joyous votes! And as a bonus, this nifty comment, but only b/c you've been so good!
Thanks Scrawny Johnny.
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