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Song Parodies -> "Purely Psychological"

Original Song Title:

"Simply Irresistable"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Purely Psychological"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

From the prospective of a psychiatrist actually, although I hear in New Mexico ( I think ) they are allowing psychologists to prescribe meds. This guy may need to take some of what he dishes out.
How can it be assignable?
Your phobias not medical, no no
You passed on your last physical
Not anything atypical

It's a scrip I endorse, get a pharmacy source
You will have to pay more it's a brand name of course
They used to look lost to me, but now I find it
Purely psychological
Purely psychological

Zyprexa is so powerful
Side effects unavoidable
Your illness classifiable
Oh man you have Schizophrenia

Your unnatural mind, it's not one of a kind
Your reserves are behind, but a new drug's designed
They used to look lost to me , but now I find it
Purely psychological
Purely psychological

Purely psychological ( One hour time, now you know where that two hundred went )
Purely psychological ( Your all mine, there's no other place to go )

Its unavoidable, your backed against the wall
This gives you feelings like you never felt before
I'm writing prescriptions, not breaking a single law
They used to look lost to me, but now I find it
Purely psychological. One hour time, now you know where that two hundred went.
Purely psychological. Your all mine, there's no other place to go.

( psychotic solo )

My patients are certafiable
Their stories unbelievable,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
You were completely miserable
My drugs are indispensable

I know you're crazy for sure, and you couldn't be worse
You'll come back for some more, when the scrips run it's course
They used to look lost to me, but now I find it
Purely psychological ( Waste no time, there's no tellin' how far your mind is bent )
Purely psychological ( Pay on time, or out the door you will go )
Purely psychological ( Waste no time, there's no tellin' how far your mind is bent )
Purely psychological ( Payed on time, now you can come back for more )

Purely psychological!

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Charlie Decker - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Only a crazy man wouldn't like this!
Red Ant - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Charlie. For the more bizarre, see the one above.
Stuart McArthur - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
good work Red Ant - I've parodied this OS
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/robertpalmer30.shtml
and coming up with so many "ible" rhymes is a bit of a challenge - and you chose a good subject for it - 555
Red Ant - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart. If you think this one is bizarre, read the one above it ( may take some angel dust to understand ). :) PS- Did TRY to use rhymezone.com on this, but there must be about 4000+ words ending in -ble, so I used pretty much what came off of my head.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
The subject's not so funny but I didn't wanna shrink the vote below 555 so...
Red Ant - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, K1chyd. Thanks for the rhymezone.com tip.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, it's very helpful in times of need. Ironically, the first time I used it (I think) was for "I'm pimping a deep space station" (http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beachboys28.shtml) to "Good vibrations" and vibration showed up to have more than 1000 rhymes listed there. Boy, did I feel inadequate!
Johnny D - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This Psych major prescribes you 555 milligrams of Parodyzine.
alvin rhodes - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
trippy and hysterical
Red Ant - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny D......gives me an idea on a parody...... Thanks alvin rhodes.......that as well gives me an idea on a parody......

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